Men of the Moment
Lets go ahead and make the sweeping observation that all the good looking men in Melbourne have either gone to Europe for Summer or they are hiding at home with their girlfriends, neither is bringing me any joy. So whilst the eye candy has well and truly gone to shit in my favourite city, the Northern hemisphere boys just keep getting better.
Old Man with Beer Gut - Revok
You know that this is my favourite type. Big arms, beer belly, stubble and capable of throwing you over their shoulder and taking you home. Gerard Butler, Jeremy Clarkson, Jason Statham, the list goes on. But my love of all things scruffy and manly has been re-awakened by a rediscovery of Revok’s blog. Should have politely asked Sanch to kidnap him when we had the chance in Brooklyn.
Douchebag - Bradley Cooper
The kind of jock fuck you hated in high school, captain of the rowing team, probably got blonde tips in their hair, six pack, tanned in Winter, arrogant cocksucker that would have been prom king if Australia was lame enough to have proms, but no matter how dumb he was or how mean he was to the smart kids you secretly you always wanted to make out with him behind the football shed.
Bradley Cooper is that man. But fuck it I’ll take him - only with a six o’clock shadow, shirt needs to be ripped, hair dirty and preferably a little blood on his face just for effect. Thankfully this is how he looks through the majority of the Hangover, one of the funniest flicks of the year, ah to be rolling around the desert with this six o’clock shadow.
Go to Jail For – Shia La Beouf
So he’s probably only a few years younger than me but fuck it. He looks about three, I’d probably have to buy him cigarettes. No matter how much eyeliner they put on him in GQ magazine I would feel like a date rapist with this kid, but it doesn’t stop the fact that there is something about him that makes me want to take that burger out of his hand and throw him against a wall.
Anyway I’ve been watching too many movies and internets and hiding from the cold. I’ve lived through many a Melbourne winter but I must say that I am officially fucking over them. Bring on Summer and bring the men out of hibernation.
shia la beouf is mega fine. saw him on letterman once and he seems cool too. i like young scrawny dudes with swagger. yum.
Shia wins!
I heard some guys on the train saying that Transformers were awesome because it gave guys hope. Only because Megan Fox hooks up with an average guy. So I said, ” Excuse me shitheads, Shia ain’t that average.”
No I didn’t. I just sat there and thought it.
Hayles, you’re funny.
Gerard Butler all the way!
Shia is nerdy enough but too lean, he needs more meat and a little more height. He’s only 5 ft 10. Too short for you, Soph!
xo
The cup of mustard on the side tells me that’s not a burger but a beef and pastrami from Art’s
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I don’t venture into short country often, but for Shia I would and its not so much the height, its more the alignment.
But I’m still a Gerard girl. And god damn Revok, I blame Three Below, Man Bellies and Vince Vaughn.
I fucking love Shia after I saw him dance on letterman once. He is the same age as me, therefore we must be together.
Yeah I’m with you Soph, as a tall girl, I am not into the short man thing, there are very few exceptions and so I will leave Shia to rest of you lot (also those weirdo comments he made about basically wanting to fuck his Mum kinda turned me WAYYYYYY off as well) JEREMY CLARKSON???????? I can’t even fathom that one babe… Wow we all have our weird crushes don’t we, Hailey and Seth Green, me and Stephen Merchant (at least he is MEGA tall)… I mean I wouldn’t knock back the Ryan Renold’s of this world don’t get me wrong but I think my true attraction lies mostly in tall, funny guys preferably with glasses.. I”m always bugging Noods to get specs, and grow about another 20cm hahahha.
What do you mean Seth Green is a weird crush!!?? Hahaha.
CC messaged to let me know he’s coming to Melbs in October. WOO! Outta my way ladies!
luckily i’m short so i can go with either. I like all dudes, but I find though beefy dudes are hot, i generally have fuck all in common with dudes that work out. I’m a lazy bitch. I’m liking wiry, tanned dudes who are blonde with tatts at the mo haha. My ultimate is volcheck from the OC, arrrgghghghg so hot….
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I’ve heard (from a very good source) that Revok is on his way to Melbs soon (ish).