Ever since I got back from the UK I have been meaning to shift the 5Kg of beer that slowly ended up on my ass but you know life so far has got in the way… not that I regret it, I loved putting on every single last gram but yeah it’s had it’s day and it’s time again for it to piss right off… anyhoo with the help of a “Hot for Summer” pact with the BFFF I have been in lose kg overload… beginning with cutting out the crap and eating healthily, saying goodbye to beer (not forever but for the time being) and hello to everyone’s favourite pass time EXERCISE… hahaha nah it’s been ok, I’ve been doing an hour a day and I am one sore bitch but I feel better already, CC’s bikini post was certainly good encouragement.
Not that I want to take it to far and end up like this…

Bahahahahaha how gross is her cha-cha??? Whoah! Do you love my awesome Photoshop skills?
I’m thinking more like this…

You know it really wouldn’t suck looking like Chloe Sevigny…
Anyway wish me luck!












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HAHAHAH i love your photoshop skillz. They’re leeet. Imagine fucking that first chick. It would be like fucking a BEASSSST. Speaking of which have you seen Chyna’s (the female WWF wrestler) sex tape? Her clit is so massive it’s like a mini dick! So repulsive and it’s pierced. EWWW. Why the fuck do bitches pierce THAT? Ahem…anyway, gotta get my mind out the gutter haha.
Yay Rik! Eating good food makes you feel 100000x better. I ate really well about a month ago and now I’ve gone back to shit and feel so crap. I’m gonna make a move on the good foods again.
Nice ponytails in the first pic too. HOT.