It’s been a long time between drinks with me posting at Mayoress, super busy soz! But I will be back into it. You know it’s been ages when even the login forgets who I am! Anyway, while no doubt everyone has seen it already, just thought I’d put my two cents in for the big Stab magazine controversy over having a naked 16 year old on the cover, here it is you perves….

First up, I have to say, for a surf mag, this cover is pretty fucking rad! Not exactly original but still. Stab is still the coolest surf mag. Surf mags are generally soooo fucking boring, if you’re not a surfer that is but I would fully pick this mag up on the basis of the cover.

Okay now onto the fact that this mole is 16. My point of view is, if they didn’t make a point of it it wouldn’t be pervey but the fact that it’s got “She’s 16″ ooooooohhhhh how boner inducing, is a bit suss. But that said, isn’t 16 above the age of consent? If you can fuck her legally than you should be able to perve on her too?

Let’s face it, perving on underage girls is pretty much a quintessential part of surf culture. At least they’re staying true to their roots? (pun intended). Haven’t you seen Black Rock? haha. I got no problem with this. Especially since the dudes that read stab are gonna be young guys anyway. If this was Esquire or GQ, suss town, but this! Pffft. I’ve seen way more pedo-like shit in women’s fashion mags. Plus she doesn’t look 16. Remember in the 90s when Australian Hustler ran that cover of that 16 year old and a spread of her and played up the fact she was a virgin, now that my friend is suss.

While we’re on that point, WTF is wrong with dudes and their fucked up fascination for virgins and young girls? I mean, yeah I guess I get it. Ooooh deflowering a girl, what an animal you are! What a big strong scary man! But really H

how is a foxy bitch who knows what she’s doing and not afraid of your ‘region’ not hotter than a virgin who just goes ‘ow, ow, stop it, ow’? Are you really that doubting of your own sexual prowess that you need someone that’s never seen a dick to root so she has nothing to compare you to? I never used to have a problem with dudes being perves about this shit (in fact I used to pander to it as a 18 year old! haha) but as I get older I think I see it for what it is…retarded! Fucking grow a pair and start fucking around with some real women you dumb bastards! Stab should also run a milf edition with surfie mums. Surfie mums are HILARIOUS. Noone over 16 should wear Roxy ladies! They’re still way hotter than I’ll be at 45 though.