I might give a hard time to blondes now and then (the ano, over-tanned, whorish Sydney ones ala Lara Bingle) but truth be known, I fucking love some blondes, more specifically the banging, big hair, big tits, larger than life cray cray ones ala Ice T's wife Coco (she's not crazy but she is amazing), Anna Nicole, Marilyn and Jayne Mansfield.

Now Jayne Mansfield never gets enough props as far as I'm concerned. Firstly she's awesome because she looked like this: Um, WOW...

Plus get this line from ol' wiki: By the late 1950s, Mansfield began to generate a great deal of negative publicity due to her repeated successful attempts to expose her breasts in carefully staged public "accidents". Hahah see this shit ain't nothing new, shit was happening way before Tara Reid. Sophia Loren ain't impressed...

Cracks me up so hard.

Get this for weird, I don't know if I was living under a rock, but one of her five kids (from her 3 marriages) is Law and Order SVU’s Mariska Hargitay. How bizarre!

But the most exciting thing about this bitch was her HOUSE aka The Pink Palace.

In November 1957 Mansfield bought a 40-room Mediterranean-style mansion. Mansfield had the house painted pink, with cupids surrounded by pink fluorescent lights, pink furs in the bathrooms, a pink heart-shaped bathtub, and a fountain spurting pink champagne. Fuckin what?! And it gets better, she wrote to all these designers telling them they should give her all her furniture and chandeliers and stuff for free and then they can say they have items in Jane Mansfield's house! Bitch has balls! But it worked, she got $150,000 worth of free furniture! Anyway, you gotta see this fuckin house...

I mean come on, you have to have some appreciation for a woman who has pink shag carpet in her BATHROOM, including the goddamn ceiling! Her pool is also in the shape of a love heart and that pick of her on her back surrounded by those dolls, they are actually hot water bottles made in her likeness back in the day so dudes could buy them and say they'd slept with Jane Mansfield. Um...can you be a bit more awesome please! I want a hot water bottle in my image haha.

The red room is her 'study'. Haha. How the fuck could anyone work in a weird padded vinyl cell like that! WTF. Looks so fucking bizarre.

Sadly Janie died in a hardcore car accident when she was just 34 (with little Marishka in the back seat! how disturbing for her!). Jane's skull was totally busted and her brain all effed but she wasn't decapitated like the urban myth said.

Even her gravestone is bangin...

Gotta love those love hearts. Rest in peace Janie. You were awesome.