I got the funniest parcel in the mail today from my mum. It was my diary from when I was 7 in 1991 and it is fucking hilarious.... Check it out...

I remember this day and I DID have a good time. Lone Pine is a koala sanctuary in Brisbane and we all got our photos taken holding koalas. I also remember there was a german shepherd that walked around the grounds with a keeper and a koala on it's back. Good times!

Kindergarden Cop bitches! That was a dope movie. We went as a family to the movies like twice a fucking year so this was totally a big deal.

The overwhelming vibe from the diary is that I hated my sister ALOT. Miss Philipa bum is the stewpeds girl in the wole world. UNDERLINE, EXCLAMATION AND STAR for emphasis.

Not the biggest fan of the rest of the fam either. Love how I've adjusted this through time. Hahaha. They were all mean to me! It's all coming back.

Check out this bomb ass drawing. hahaha.

hahahah. Wish I still had days like this.

How fucking cute is this? This is the kinda shit that makes you think having kids wouldn't be so bad. How weird that I made them sign the page. So weird. They should of added: P.S we'll be divorced in 5 years.

Isabell WAS a dickhead. I stand by this entry. Rumour has it she turned into a slut in highschool and starting rooting dudes when she was 13. Yikes!

Ringadingding it's  1993! I love that one of the gifts pip got was a Stussy tshirt.

Continued... I like that I thank the diary for being good, haha. Yep we moved to Perth and we moved the fuck back to Brisbane a year later because it was such a boring shit hole. Hahah Seriously!

Mum also included some photos. Who's the cutest motherfucker in the world? I AMMMM!

And who's the hottest bitch in the world? MY MUM. What a stunner.

And that concludes my trip down memory lane. Adieu!