One of our neighbours just knocked on our door to see if we were OK. I was just mainly embarrassed because I was in my hideous pyjamas...you know the ones that you wear when you have a tonne of washing to do and all you could do is mix and match some ugly shit?
Anyway, didn't we hear the ghetto bird? Didn't we see the police with guns surrounding the house next door? Erm...signs the TV volume is up too loud. Completely missed the outside action.
While some crazy shit is going down next door, I read about some insane crimes happening just over the lagoon:
November 15, 2011 - 6:44 pm
What happened next door? Must have been something crazy.
November 16, 2011 - 2:17 am
Not even sure yet. I shall snoop around and get the goss.
November 15, 2011 - 7:41 pm
Dude was eating nachos? Yikes.
November 16, 2011 - 2:18 am
Right?! It starts with plain chips, then flavoured and it’s all downhill from there. They move on to harder stuff like corn chips. THEN they start to add toppings and listen to quiet music and it’s all over.
November 16, 2011 - 2:43 pm
Fuck I definitely want nachos for dinner now.