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Cute Adidas Lookbook

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I usually hate faux candid shit like this but I gotta say adidas has pulled this off (btw no we’re not sponsored by adidas!! Haha bizarre there’s been a lot of adidas posts lately). It’s super cute and fresh and actually makes me wanna buy sportswear (truly weird). Maybe it’s the song. Maybe it’s all the long haired cuties, I dunno what but I could even forgive the prescence of the Cobrsnake at the end (seriously who dropped the ball so this fool is STILL considered cool. Wasn’t his blog something interesting 6 years ago? sheesh!) I think it’s maybe the mix of girls they’ve chosen that worked well. I fucking HATE those Bonds ads where it’s sposed to be all these girls having a good time and it just makes you want to razor blade their faces (or is that just me?) I think it’s because the chicks in their ads always look like some Sydney cunt of a girl who would spill your drink at the bar and not pay for it and just run away laughing as they go to the bathroom to do more coke. That or I’m just jealous of their bodies… I’ve leave that to my therapist.

Lastly sorry for the lack of posts of lates, most mayorettes have gone AWOL, the rest are struggling with work, in a different country and/or without cameras. (Seriously can SOMEONE flow us a fucking camera? This is actually ridiculous!) But once life is back to normal and we make some new recruits we’ll be back in fine form.

Til then, over and out!

 

Life through da phone

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And so continues my jaunt of not having a camera and using my crap phone to take photos. Here’s been my life of late….

Check out this amazoid frame I found at the discount store at Melbourne Central. It sucks living with a dude, there’s no way PJ would ever ever ever let me put this up. Fuck you man! I want this fucking thing. There was also a Rihanna one for those interested. Kinda weird Brit’s in the same photo twice though, kinda creepy. Which one’s the real brit??

We had this insano storm in Melbourne as y’all know. This image isn’t very impressive but it was fkn cray cray!!! The rain was crazy! Everthing turned into a river and all those little white things on the ground are hail. The more  I look at this pic the more I realise it’s not very impressive at all but trust me! It was crazy. And that hail hurts yo! Ouchie. It’s like it comes from space or some shit.

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Cassette Playa x Stussy shot by Estevan Oriol

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Not usually a big poster of streetwear shiz on here (I overdose on it at work so it’s all about puppies and toucans here my friends) but this collection is SICK! It’s been out for a minute now but just saw a few more pics pop up on Estevan’s blog which are sick. Fuck I love that dudes’ work. His aesthetic is so so solid. He’s been doing it for a while now but his shots always look so fresh and pop off the page. I think I like his colour stuff even better than his black and white even. Both are awesome. We got the LA Woman book at work and it’s soooo good. Latina women are fucking amazing. I guess we forget because there are none in Australia!

The range by Cassette Playa x Stussy (international, Stussy Australia is a fucking joke, thanks for ruining yet another awesome brand Pac-Brands, Freshjive anyone?) is awesome!! There’s a lot of collabs out there, most of which are shit or superfluous but this one is perfect! Both aesthetics sit together really well. I would wear any of this stuff. Especially that acid wash jacket *swoon*….

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Liberty London MAC collection

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Okay so I never ever ever buy nice makeup (it’s all about Priceline my bitches) but if I did I’d be buying this upcoming collection by MAC called Liberty London (I think…). Ever noticed that MAC and Mac (computers) have like the same brand name, bizarre, how was that allowed through. And furthermore, remember when macs were actually Macintosh computers. And IBMs were International Business Machines (they should seriously bring back that moniker, it sounds so 70s luxe, like James Bond and shit). AHEM….anyway…where was I? (other than drinking a glass of red) oh yeah makeup. Let’s let the pictures do the talking….

WOW! Gorgeous or fucking what?! Nice one MAC, a nice departure from the uber gay in your face shit. Don’t get me wrong, I like that stuff too but it’s a bit tired.

Um CUTTTTEEEE! And nice colour too! I’d love both of these. I really wanna embrace lippy this year (wasn’t that a resolution of mine???) This is just gorgeous. Read More »

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt Appreciation, yes you read correctly

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Looking up all these old Neutrogena ads, I stumbled across this one of J-Love….

Is it just me or does she look bangin’ in this? She has a classic rack if I ever saw one. Amazing. Racks on short girls look even hotter I reckon. ‘Cause they’re like a mini woman, concentrated, like that orange juice. Now I gotta say she has got pretty boring. She always was the girl next door type (hello Party of Five) but the Ghost Whisperer???! Seriously. That show fucking sucks! Doesn’t really do much to expel the girl next door thing either. I’d like to remember her as this…
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Product Pimpin’: Neutrogena Deep Clean Cream Cleanser

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Woah, the product is coming through thick n fast for review these days. Works for me, I’m so lazy I haven’t been to Priceline in a good while. Hell, my birth control prescription has even expired, I’m living on the edge yo! Haha, I’d be def up to trial a new pill btw, preferably something that makes my breasts bigger (I’ve heard of magic ones which do this!).

But anyway back to the product at hand. Neutrogena Deep Clean Cream Cleanser. I’m a big Neutrogena fan from way back. Honestly Neutrogena is the bomb. I call it poor man’s Clinique, and that is not to say it’s like a dodgy version of Clinique but rather just as good and like a quarter of the price. I’ve been using Neutrogena since I was a little wee CC at the tender age of 13. Even their face soap which is like a couple bucks is really good. I used to use that because my mum was too pov to buy me the proper cleansers! Ahhh family bankrupcey, but that’s a story for another time.

I have great nostalgia for any Neutrogena, even though I use it to this day (my bf does too, by that I mean he uses all my shit). I remember this product came out when I was like in grade 9 in the late 90’s and Jennifer Love Hewitt was the face of the brand. Yep in those days, she was the BUSINESS!
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Kelis Waaaatch

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Marginally better than the cracked out unicorn outfit but not much. Intentionally grey hair? She’s gotta stop aiming for avant garde and just try and look NICE. What happened to the kid by the way? Wasn’t she having a baby? Maybe she’s got post-partum depression or something. I feel like a cunt now. If her hair wasn’t that crazy this would be okay…. nice cake at least….

 

Still no camera, my life through the BB lens

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As I no longer have a camera, I’m unable to document pretty much anything these days, hence the lack of event posts… (anyone want me to review a Canon G10??? ANYONE??) so all I’ve got is random pics I take on my phone from time to time. Have a look at my life through the lens of a blackberry. Man I should make a blurry ass exhibiton…

Firstly can we just talk about my amazing wedge heels I got in the sales. Amazing or what???! I am so tall in them and they’re sooo easy to walk in when you’re drunk. Man I’m so sad it’s turning into Winter. I love wearing shit like this…and white jeans. Haha. Getting my Vanessa Hudgens on yo!

I walked past a church just after a wedding recently, it was so pretty! Check all the rose petals. They must of only just left.

I got a haircut recently. Man I look better when my nails are done and my fringe is cut (btw I think I’m officially fufilling two of my new years resolutions in this post, haircuts and heels. I’m like totes a lady and shit).

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Product Pimpin’: Aveeno Moisturisers

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Call me a sellout, call me whatever you like, just not late for breakfast! I was recently asked to review a bunch of moisturiser products from the new brand Aveeno. Ooooh! My first ever product review, I feel like I work for Cosmo. Haha. Hopefully the first of many more to come. Working for a boy-ish mag (split is 60/40 for the record, so not that blokey really) I hardly ever get hooked up with girl stuff, so bring it on! I was pretty pumped when this arrived in the mail….

Woohoo! That’s a lot of moisture right there. So that big bottle there is Aveeno Daily Moisturising lotion, the one in the white box is ‘Positively Radient Daily Moisturiser’ and the lil ones are mini versions of the body moisturiser (guess my travel kit is sorted for the next 2 years, no seriously if anyone wants some lemme know!). The body moisturiser is full of oats and the face moisturiser has got all of this soy extract in it. Mmmm tofu-ey. Alright now into the review!

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Virtual outfit post

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I would like this Karen Walker dress please (sans skivvy!) The shoes are hella cute too but I’d like to wear this dress with…

These Marc Jacobs heels please. Amazing much? That blue wood!! and the love heart. Damn! There was a whole lot of amazing MJ shoes on the net on sale, obviously still way too exey but scope how AMAZING this shit is…. Read More »