We’re all adults here (I hope – if you’re under 16 you’re too young to be exposed to the hideousness of ‘My New Pink Button’. Actually, come to think about it, if you’re under 65 you’re too young…). I’m just gonna come out and say it. I love sex. Being single again has given me a great opportunity – not to go out and fornicate relentlessly with anonymous strangers (not that there’s anything wrong with that, as long as you play it safe) – but to explore the wonderful world of sex toys. Stimulation/penetration/manipulation – there’s bound to be something out there that will literally ‘tickle your fancy’. Read More
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V-Day
You can pretend that Valentine’s Day is a ‘load of crap and that you don’t care if you don’t get anything because like Christmas and Easter, February 14th has become just another Hallmark holiday and that you should be attentive and loving to your partner every day of the year not just the one day when it’s expected’…but seriously, fuck me if I don’t get at least a card. Flowers, chocolates, sexy lingerie, wine and perfume will also be accepted.