I'm all about kicks, lipstick, hoops and hoes (I mean my 'lady friends'. Not THAT kind of lady friend).
You can pretend that Valentine’s Day is a ‘load of crap and that you don’t care if you don’t get anything because like Christmas and Easter, February 14th has become just another Hallmark holiday and that you should be attentive and loving to your partner every day of the year [...]
We’re all adults here (I hope – if you’re under 16 you’re too young to be exposed to the hideousness of ‘My New Pink Button’. Actually, come to think about it, if you’re under 65 you’re too young…). I’m just gonna come out and say it. I love sex. Being [...]
I recently went through what could be called a fairly amicable break-up. After four years together, we decided it wasn’t really heading anywhere and rather than pretend that everything was fine and stay in an unfulfilling, mediocre relationship for another 50 years, we went our seperate ways. Just because it [...]
Why do we love the shit that’s bad for us? Do you think that if when we were younger, our parents told us that green vegetables were not good for us and that chocolate and chips were, that we’d be stuffing our face with broccoli and sprouts at every [...]
Not to be confused with the early 90s R&B girl group SWV, although it wouldn’t be unheard of to make a post about them here on Mayorettes. No, I’m talking about style biters. Copy cats. Single White Female shiz. You know the type. You meet a girl (or a guy), [...]
