What’s wrong with me? I don’t blog for months and now I’ve done two posts in twenty four hours about vaginas. ANYWAY I’d heard references to vajazzling here and there but didn’t think to look into it further (with good reason, I might add).
At first I was like “NO WAY DOES BORING JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT DO ANYTHING CRAZY WITH HER VAG” then I actually saw what it looks like and yep, she totes would have a butterfly or something lame glued down there. Apparently there’s vids of her talking about it in detail but I’m not that desperate to find out.
Seriously though, do dudes really want to take a girl home only to find rhinestones (sorry, swarovski crystals) glued to her bits? How do you even get the things off???


Seriously, what the fuck. If I have just squeezed a kid out this is the last thing I want near my vag.














Someone build me one plz?
And I thought I got the shits with other drivers!
Sick of being tailgated, this guy thought he’d install a flame-thrower onto the back of his moped to blast anything that came too close. It can shoot flames up to 15ft long, and he’s even tweaked it so he can adjust the angle of the blast. Unsurprisingly, he’s not allowed to use it on the road as it’s classified as a firearm, so dude just drives around the bush, burning stuff I guess.
Can someone build me something similar to stick on the back of my Falcon? Ta.