Author Archives: Katie

Someone build me one plz?

Written by Katie. Posted on March 25, 2010. Filed under Awesomeness. Tagged . Comments Off.

And I thought I got the shits with other drivers!

Sick of being tailgated, this guy thought he’d install a flame-thrower onto the back of his moped to blast anything that came too close. It can shoot flames up to 15ft long, and he’s even tweaked it so he can adjust the angle of the blast. Unsurprisingly, he’s not allowed to use it on the road as it’s classified as a firearm, so dude just drives around the bush, burning stuff I guess.

Can someone build me something similar to stick on the back of my Falcon? Ta.

Vajazzle!

Written by Katie. Posted on March 13, 2010. Filed under Huh?, No!. Tagged . 3 Comments.

What’s wrong with me? I don’t blog for months and now I’ve done two posts in twenty four hours about vaginas. ANYWAY I’d heard references to vajazzling here and there but didn’t think to look into it further (with good reason, I might add).

At first I was like “NO WAY DOES BORING JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT DO ANYTHING CRAZY WITH HER VAG” then I actually saw what it looks like and yep, she totes would have a butterfly or something lame glued down there. Apparently there’s vids of her talking about it in detail but I’m not that desperate to find out.

Seriously though, do dudes really want to take a girl home only to find rhinestones (sorry, swarovski crystals) glued to her bits? How do you even get the things off???

We can be twinz!

Written by Katie. Posted on March 12, 2010. Filed under Awesomeness. Tagged . Comments Off.

My ipod and I that is. How cute is this thing?? Sure it’s got the monogram on it, but I can totally see myself in my grey NBFG x Addict method zip with this little guy in tow (Hayley has the same hoodie too, triplets! If Soph didn’t end up selling hers off, QUADS!)

Actually that might look really lame, but whatevs. Anything with a hood and I’m sold! At $18US + shipping it’s probs not worth it though…

YAY!BIA

Written by Katie. Posted on March 12, 2010. Filed under Got it covered, Huh?, Uncategorized. Tagged . 3 Comments.

If My New Pink Button is freshening up your bits but not quite bringing the excitement you’d hoped for, maybe Clitter! is for you?

Oh yah, maybe a little NSFW, but not really. Don’t be like me and watch it in a lecture though, k?



(via The Paradime)

Songs I remember for all the wrong reasons

Written by Katie. Posted on December 4, 2009. Filed under Uncategorized. 2 Comments.

High school was great wasn’t it? Not. I went to school in Bundaberg, and I didn’t really enjoy it. I only stuck it out so I could go to uni, which was just an excuse to get outta town. Anyways that was a while ago now and I don’t remember a lot of people from school, but I do remember a bunch of songs that they liked…

Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit
This is the most obvious one. Can it please stop winning every “Best Of” list of all time now? Read More »

Excuses

Written by Katie. Posted on November 26, 2009. Filed under Boring!, Eat it. 2 Comments.

So I’m not really keeping on top of this blogging thing.  I’d like to say I’m bringing you all up to speed on the last few months of my life, but really it’s just a list of excuses. And not much has really happened in the last few months anyway.

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This is the main reason really. Nooo I didn’t have a baby. Read More »

Handmade? It looks like you made it with your feet.

Written by Katie. Posted on October 22, 2009. Filed under I spy. Tagged . 6 Comments.

Everyone loves to laugh at bad Etsy shit right? Rather than putting yourself through the pain of actually having to trawl through the site for funnies, check out Regretsy. At first I thought the Regretsy peeps were re-writing the titles and item description but no, this shit is for real.

In all fairness, there is actually some good stuff on Etsy once in a while, but um, this kills it for the rest of em.

Seriously, what the fuck. If I have just squeezed a kid out this is the last thing I want near my vag.

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What Hayley has to look forward to.

Written by Katie. Posted on September 11, 2009. Filed under Huh?. 3 Comments.

dog

Imagine how much food this bastard eats. Is he even the same breed as Chester? I suck at dog breeds. This guy is brown, and a dog, so therefore (to me) is the same as Chester.

I was deleting random saved images off my desktop,

Written by Katie. Posted on September 10, 2009. Filed under Awesomeness, Uncategorized. Tagged , . 4 Comments.

And I found this.

kittyburger

And I thought the Hello Kitty ice cream alarm clock I got for Alex a while back was the perfect thing for her. But Hello Kitty AND a burger together? Win.

I Google some stupid shit.

Written by Katie. Posted on September 1, 2009. Filed under Uncategorized. 3 Comments.

musto

So clearly I’m an awesome addition to Mayoress, with me doing a massive grand total of ONE POST so far…but that’s cause mid-semester assessment kinda snuck up on me and has been beating me down the last couple of weeks so if it ain’t needed for uni, I don’t want to be anywhere near the laptop. Anyway since I’ve been writing excessive amounts of highly intelligent shit (ha) I thought I’d go the other end of the spectrum and  bring you…GALLERY OF MUSTACHE. Sounds fun, huh?

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