And I thought I got the shits with other drivers! Sick of being tailgated, this guy thought he’d install a flame-thrower onto the back of his moped to blast anything that came too close. It can shoot flames up to 15ft long, and he’s even tweaked it so he can [...]
What’s wrong with me? I don’t blog for months and now I’ve done two posts in twenty four hours about vaginas. ANYWAY I’d heard references to vajazzling here and there but didn’t think to look into it further (with good reason, I might add). At first I was like “NO [...]
My ipod and I that is. How cute is this thing?? Sure it’s got the monogram on it, but I can totally see myself in my grey NBFG x Addict method zip with this little guy in tow (Hayley has the same hoodie too, triplets! If Soph didn’t end up [...]
If My New Pink Button is freshening up your bits but not quite bringing the excitement you’d hoped for, maybe Clitter! is for you? Oh yah, maybe a little NSFW, but not really. Don’t be like me and watch it in a lecture though, k? (via The Paradime)
High school was great wasn’t it? Not. I went to school in Bundaberg, and I didn’t really enjoy it. I only stuck it out so I could go to uni, which was just an excuse to get outta town. Anyways that was a while ago now and I don’t remember [...]
So I’m not really keeping on top of this blogging thing. I’d like to say I’m bringing you all up to speed on the last few months of my life, but really it’s just a list of excuses. And not much has really happened in the last few months anyway. [...]
Everyone loves to laugh at bad Etsy shit right? Rather than putting yourself through the pain of actually having to trawl through the site for funnies, check out Regretsy. At first I thought the Regretsy peeps were re-writing the titles and item description but no, this shit is for real. [...]
Imagine how much food this bastard eats. Is he even the same breed as Chester? I suck at dog breeds. This guy is brown, and a dog, so therefore (to me) is the same as Chester.
And I found this. And I thought the Hello Kitty ice cream alarm clock I got for Alex a while back was the perfect thing for her. But Hello Kitty AND a burger together? Win.
So clearly I’m an awesome addition to Mayoress, with me doing a massive grand total of ONE POST so far…but that’s cause mid-semester assessment kinda snuck up on me and has been beating me down the last couple of weeks so if it ain’t needed for uni, I don’t want [...]
