My ipod and I that is. How cute is this thing?? Sure it’s got the monogram on it, but I can totally see myself in my grey NBFG x Addict method zip with this little guy in tow (Hayley has the same hoodie too, triplets! If Soph didn’t end up selling hers off, QUADS!)
Actually that might look really lame, but whatevs. Anything with a hood and I’m sold! At $18US + shipping it’s probs not worth it though…
If My New Pink Button is freshening up your bits but not quite bringing the excitement you’d hoped for, maybe Clitter! is for you?
Oh yah, maybe a little NSFW, but not really. Don’t be like me and watch it in a lecture though, k?
(via The Paradime)
High school was great wasn’t it? Not. I went to school in Bundaberg, and I didn’t really enjoy it. I only stuck it out so I could go to uni, which was just an excuse to get outta town. Anyways that was a while ago now and I don’t remember a lot of people from school, but I do remember a bunch of songs that they liked…
Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit
This is the most obvious one. Can it please stop winning every “Best Of” list of all time now? Read More
So I’m not really keeping on top of this blogging thing. I’d like to say I’m bringing you all up to speed on the last few months of my life, but really it’s just a list of excuses. And not much has really happened in the last few months anyway.
This is the main reason really. Nooo I didn’t have a baby. Read More
Everyone loves to laugh at bad Etsy shit right? Rather than putting yourself through the pain of actually having to trawl through the site for funnies, check out Regretsy. At first I thought the Regretsy peeps were re-writing the titles and item description but no, this shit is for real.
In all fairness, there is actually some good stuff on Etsy once in a while, but um, this kills it for the rest of em.
Seriously, what the fuck. If I have just squeezed a kid out this is the last thing I want near my vag.
Imagine how much food this bastard eats. Is he even the same breed as Chester? I suck at dog breeds. This guy is brown, and a dog, so therefore (to me) is the same as Chester.
And I found this.
And I thought the Hello Kitty ice cream alarm clock I got for Alex a while back was the perfect thing for her. But Hello Kitty AND a burger together? Win.
So clearly I’m an awesome addition to Mayoress, with me doing a massive grand total of ONE POST so far…but that’s cause mid-semester assessment kinda snuck up on me and has been beating me down the last couple of weeks so if it ain’t needed for uni, I don’t want to be anywhere near the laptop. Anyway since I’ve been writing excessive amounts of highly intelligent shit (ha) I thought I’d go the other end of the spectrum and bring you…GALLERY OF MUSTACHE. Sounds fun, huh?
Don’t know if it’s really a good idea to kick off my time on Mayoress with a bit of a hate post, but I can’t help it. It’s a lead up to love! So anyone that knows me personally knows I harbour some reeeeal ill feeling toward anything Ed Hardy. To the point where friends will take photos of fug EH shirts/jeans/dresses/pencil cases/caps/etc and tag them as me on Facebook (it’s true. Add me. Or don’t). I spotted the above specimen a few months back and was falling over myself to get my brother to “pose” nearby so I could not-so-subtly photograph. It didn’t matter, dude couldn’t hear me over his own douchebaggery. Or maybe it was his buddy’s LOUIS VUITTON MAN BAG.
Anyway I didn’t think it was possible that there was someone up on this hate more than me, but there is, and his name’s Dirt Nasty. Read More
Vajazzle!
What’s wrong with me? I don’t blog for months and now I’ve done two posts in twenty four hours about vaginas. ANYWAY I’d heard references to vajazzling here and there but didn’t think to look into it further (with good reason, I might add).
At first I was like “NO WAY DOES BORING JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT DO ANYTHING CRAZY WITH HER VAG” then I actually saw what it looks like and yep, she totes would have a butterfly or something lame glued down there. Apparently there’s vids of her talking about it in detail but I’m not that desperate to find out.
Seriously though, do dudes really want to take a girl home only to find rhinestones (sorry, swarovski crystals) glued to her bits? How do you even get the things off???