Author Archives: Katie

We can be twinz!

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My ipod and I that is. How cute is this thing?? Sure it’s got the monogram on it, but I can totally see myself in my grey NBFG x Addict method zip with this little guy in tow (Hayley has the same hoodie too, triplets! If Soph didn’t end up selling hers off, QUADS!)

Actually that might look really lame, but whatevs. Anything with a hood and I’m sold! At $18US + shipping it’s probs not worth it though…

 

YAY!BIA

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If My New Pink Button is freshening up your bits but not quite bringing the excitement you’d hoped for, maybe Clitter! is for you?

Oh yah, maybe a little NSFW, but not really. Don’t be like me and watch it in a lecture though, k?



(via The Paradime)

 

Songs I remember for all the wrong reasons

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High school was great wasn’t it? Not. I went to school in Bundaberg, and I didn’t really enjoy it. I only stuck it out so I could go to uni, which was just an excuse to get outta town. Anyways that was a while ago now and I don’t remember a lot of people from school, but I do remember a bunch of songs that they liked…

Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit
This is the most obvious one. Can it please stop winning every “Best Of” list of all time now? Read More »

 

Excuses

Written by Katie. Filed under Boring!, Eat it. 2 Comments.

So I’m not really keeping on top of this blogging thing.  I’d like to say I’m bringing you all up to speed on the last few months of my life, but really it’s just a list of excuses. And not much has really happened in the last few months anyway.

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This is the main reason really. Nooo I didn’t have a baby. Read More »

 

Handmade? It looks like you made it with your feet.

Written by Katie. Filed under I spy. Tagged . 6 Comments.

Everyone loves to laugh at bad Etsy shit right? Rather than putting yourself through the pain of actually having to trawl through the site for funnies, check out Regretsy. At first I thought the Regretsy peeps were re-writing the titles and item description but no, this shit is for real.

In all fairness, there is actually some good stuff on Etsy once in a while, but um, this kills it for the rest of em.

Seriously, what the fuck. If I have just squeezed a kid out this is the last thing I want near my vag.

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What Hayley has to look forward to.

Written by Katie. Filed under Huh?. 3 Comments.

dog

Imagine how much food this bastard eats. Is he even the same breed as Chester? I suck at dog breeds. This guy is brown, and a dog, so therefore (to me) is the same as Chester.

 

I was deleting random saved images off my desktop,

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And I found this.

kittyburger

And I thought the Hello Kitty ice cream alarm clock I got for Alex a while back was the perfect thing for her. But Hello Kitty AND a burger together? Win.

 

I Google some stupid shit.

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musto

So clearly I’m an awesome addition to Mayoress, with me doing a massive grand total of ONE POST so far…but that’s cause mid-semester assessment kinda snuck up on me and has been beating me down the last couple of weeks so if it ain’t needed for uni, I don’t want to be anywhere near the laptop. Anyway since I’ve been writing excessive amounts of highly intelligent shit (ha) I thought I’d go the other end of the spectrum and  bring you…GALLERY OF MUSTACHE. Sounds fun, huh?

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Who had a seizure? It musta been the dude who made that t-shirt.

Written by Katie. Filed under Awesomeness, No!, Rant. 4 Comments.

edhardywrong

Don’t know if it’s really a good idea to kick off my time on Mayoress with a bit of a hate post, but I can’t help it. It’s a lead up to love! So anyone that knows me personally knows I harbour some reeeeal ill feeling toward anything Ed Hardy. To the point where friends will take photos of fug EH shirts/jeans/dresses/pencil cases/caps/etc and tag them as me on Facebook (it’s true. Add me. Or don’t). I spotted the above specimen a few months back and was falling over myself to get my brother to “pose” nearby so I could not-so-subtly photograph. It didn’t matter, dude couldn’t hear me over his own douchebaggery. Or maybe it was his buddy’s LOUIS VUITTON MAN BAG.

Anyway I didn’t think it was possible that there was someone up on this hate more than me, but there is, and his name’s Dirt Nasty. Read More »