Don't know if it's really a good idea to kick off my time on Mayoress with a bit of a hate post, but I can't help it. It's a lead up to love! So anyone that knows me personally knows I harbour some reeeeal ill feeling toward anything Ed Hardy. To the point where friends will take photos of fug EH shirts/jeans/dresses/pencil cases/caps/etc and tag them as me on Facebook (it's true. Add me. Or don't). I spotted the above specimen a few months back and was falling over myself to get my brother to "pose" nearby so I could not-so-subtly photograph. It didn't matter, dude couldn't hear me over his own douchebaggery. Or maybe it was his buddy's LOUIS VUITTON MAN BAG.

Anyway I didn't think it was possible that there was someone up on this hate more than me, but there is, and his name's Dirt Nasty. Read more