I’ve decided against resolutions per se, because I like talking the talk but fail to walk the resolution walk. From now on it’s all about RULES. One for every month till my impending 25th Birthday. Rule #1 - Thou Shalt Not Throw Money Off The Roof of Curtain House Cookie. Toff. [...]
I’m going to Sydney. I’m staying with this little bundle of trouble. And we have more partners in crime. To go to this. Happy New Year!
You waste your money on other people instead of yourself. Guylian Chocolates and Slices of Ham replace dinner. Brandy seems like a good idea, at anytime, in anything. It’s 11.41pm on a Wednesday and you are still up making Pate. Walking down Bourke St becomes an Olympic Sport. Joyeux Noel
1. Nachos make the world go around 2. You can’t have Girlhang without Magners or Bulmers 3. Herradura is not the right choice of Tequila in Margeritas 4. Claire makes amazing breakfasts at Workshop, for me only! 5. Don’t get between me and my nachos
and all I got was this shitty photo. Imagine my surprise to find Mr Preston book signing right at the exact moment my hangover took me to David Jones Foodhall to eat a massive plate of Lasagne on my lunchbreak. We discussed his Pucci crevat, the fact that I only [...]
Whenever I hang out with these people I always wake up with photos of balls and tits on my camera. Last weekend being no exception, I’ll spare you the gingerest pubes I have ever seen in my life and instead just share some Nitty with you. Usually it Nitty’s balls on my camera but [...]
I restrained myself from saying ‘all I want for Christmas’ as you all know that its not going to be something modest and unassuming like such a wording suggests. Instead this is what I motherfucking want for motherfucking christmas. Let it rain middle class status seeking capitalism all over me. 1. Money [...]
I accumulated a ridiculous amount of sneakers and tee shirts over the years and now they sit neatly folded, like in a store, in colour order in my cupboard. These are the ones I could bring myself to get rid of, I still have a cupboard full that I couldn’t, [...]
A quick happy birthday to the one and only Miglet. Searching through the archives I came across these bad boys which I had to share. If you remember correctly it was about forty degrees out and we were supposed to be saving ourselves for the following day long celebration at [...]
McQueen again, what can I say? He speaks my language. Sexy and Expensive. Now credit where credit is due, Dolce & Gabanna have been doing bustiers and corset dresses since the dawn of time and they are some of the hottest classic garments going around. Unfortunately I am not Italian (read [...]
