I know I’m a bit of a one trick pony on the blog these days, well two tricks (one is bitching about the weather, two is bitching about my appearance…haha) and I’d like to say this post will be different but alas, it aint. In fact I’m bitching about the weather AND my appearance. Everybody: groannnnn.
Hate to be negative nancy but c’mon…this weather is sucking taint right now. Haha sorry bout that visual but it’s true. Hellllo bitch ass Melbourne, it’s SPPPRRINNNGGG! Get with the program already. Tops of 15 degrees aint the program. Or if it was a program it would be like a fucked one like Packed to the Rafters or Dancing with the Stars. The picture above looks rather hopeful, do not be fooled. If it ain’t bad enough I’m not freezing the flat void where my tits should be off at any given moment, I am also pale as a goddamn ghost and it ain’t pretty…
Now I’m not saying pale can’t be pretty. Daisy Lowe is damn pretty….and pale….
Yep looking hot girl but let’s face it, I’d rather look like THIS… Read More
Hot for Summer
Ever since I got back from the UK I have been meaning to shift the 5Kg of beer that slowly ended up on my ass but you know life so far has got in the way… not that I regret it, I loved putting on every single last gram but yeah it’s had it’s day and it’s time again for it to piss right off… anyhoo with the help of a “Hot for Summer” pact with the BFFF I have been in lose kg overload… beginning with cutting out the crap and eating healthily, saying goodbye to beer (not forever but for the time being) and hello to everyone’s favourite pass time EXERCISE… hahaha nah it’s been ok, I’ve been doing an hour a day and I am one sore bitch but I feel better already, CC’s bikini post was certainly good encouragement.
Not that I want to take it to far and end up like this…
Bahahahahaha how gross is her cha-cha??? Whoah! Do you love my awesome Photoshop skills?
I’m thinking more like this…
You know it really wouldn’t suck looking like Chloe Sevigny…
Anyway wish me luck!