Category Archives: Eat it

Food!

Written by Hayley. Filed under Eat it. Tagged . 3 Comments.

I’ve had 1 home cooked meal in 10 days (it’s almost getting me citizenship). Now even though I’m sick of take-away I want to eat one of these (I didn’t believe Kristy when she told me they were for real). Named after Michael Jordan –  Behold! The McJordan Special.

Based on the best Maccas burger, the quarter BUT with BBQ sauce and onion rings. Bring back 1990!

Did anyone ever get to eat one of these? I can’t find a pic of one so here’s my artists impression:

 

Fuck new years resolutions

Written by Hayley. Filed under Eat it, Uncategorized. Tagged . 3 Comments.

I’ve been eating this

and this

and drinking this

 

Excuses

Written by Katie. Filed under Boring!, Eat it. 2 Comments.

So I’m not really keeping on top of this blogging thing.  I’d like to say I’m bringing you all up to speed on the last few months of my life, but really it’s just a list of excuses. And not much has really happened in the last few months anyway.

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This is the main reason really. Nooo I didn’t have a baby. Read More »

 

Candy, cocktails and crisp acrylics!

Written by Community College. Filed under Eat it. Tagged . 2 Comments.

Recently we were approached by Chupa Chups to take part in ‘Chuck’s Life Less Serious Champion Challenge’. As soon as we heard we’d be sent a box of Chupa Chups for this purpose, we were instantly down. In a matter of days we received candy, a Chuck doll and the brief to create a blog post that involved Chupa Chups and the challenge to create something that embodied the ‘Life Less Serious’ tagline. Who’s Chuck I hear you ask? Duh, watch the vid below!…

Find out more about this foxy fella at www.lifelessserious.com.au

Over here at Casa Mayoress the ‘Life Less Serious’ sentiment never rang so true. Yeah we all get down at times (and now doubt bitched about it on here) but when life gives you lemons, any reader will know we’re all about squeezing those damn things into a glass of fine liquor, hanging with the girls and knocking them back over good tunes, good convo and good times. Naturally we decided to incorporate shots and cocktails into our piece. Behold the creations…. Read More »

 

I would be up for a hen’s night…

Written by Community College. Filed under Eat it. 3 Comments.

If we went to this fucking placccceee!!! Watt’s nightclub, Hollly shiiiitttt. Dudes have the best names for their dance troupes too. Beats Wild Boys Afloat that’s for fucking sure.
Does a place like this still exist and can someone get married so we can go there?

 

Hot for Summer

Written by Rikki. Filed under Boring!, Eat it, Rant. 2 Comments.

Ever since I got back from the UK I have been meaning to shift the 5Kg of beer that slowly ended up on my ass but you know life so far has got in the way… not that I regret it,  I loved putting on every single last gram but yeah it’s had it’s day and it’s time again for it to piss right off… anyhoo with the help of a “Hot for Summer” pact with the BFFF I have been in lose kg overload… beginning with cutting out the crap and eating healthily, saying goodbye to beer (not forever but for the time being) and hello to everyone’s favourite pass time EXERCISE… hahaha nah it’s been ok, I’ve been doing an hour a day and I am one sore bitch but I feel better already, CC’s bikini post was certainly good encouragement.

Not that I want to take it to far and end up like this…

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Bahahahahaha how gross is her cha-cha??? Whoah! Do you love my awesome Photoshop skills?

I’m thinking more like this…

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You know it really wouldn’t suck looking like Chloe Sevigny…

Anyway wish me luck!

 

Asian Grocery Store Adventures

Written by Hayley. Filed under Eat it. Tagged , . 1 Comment.

I said I’d tell you all about my grocery store adventures. I haven’t been though and it’s just because I’m naughty and I’ve been eating heaps of new stuff from there, just not stopping to take pics ha! Here’s the latest though, BEHOLD! Strawberry Chips! 

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I know, chips are meant to be savoury, I was apprehensive about these and to tell the truth, Read More »

 

Generation NEXT!

Written by Sophie D. Filed under Eat it, My two cents. Tagged , . 5 Comments.

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I’ve been watching a lot of Audrey lately, my favourites Sabrina, Paris when it Sizzles and of course Breakfast at Tiffany’s have been on heavy rotation when I’m trying to get to sleep but can’t quite switch my mind off.

And apart from wanting to be alarmingly thin, fluent in french and to constantly chain smoke long white cigarettes, these classic films have also led to a desire to reawaken the 1950’s male. Read More »

 

Not hamburgers

Written by Hayley. Filed under Eat it. Tagged . 7 Comments.

Betcha didn’t know these were cupcakes. 

Make them for me and I’ll let you be my best friend.

 

Happy Birthday

Written by Hayley. Filed under Eat it, Party. 3 Comments.

…Mexi!

Tonight, we eat this:

Eat it, just eat it. Get yourself an egg and beat it.

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