Mayoress » Ha ha http://mayorettes.com/blog Girls that run your city Sun, 05 Sep 2010 20:00:26 +0000 en hourly 1 So Fruity! http://mayorettes.com/blog/2010/08/03/so-fruity/ http://mayorettes.com/blog/2010/08/03/so-fruity/#comments Tue, 03 Aug 2010 09:03:41 +0000 Rikki http://mayorettes.com/blog/?p=11185

I watched the first episode of Pineapple Studios on FOX 8 last night… God I loved it, everyone is so bonkers. Louie is so amazingly camp and hilarious whilst Andrew Stone (above) is the most ridiculous person ever. He is basically the singing, dancing David Brent. Although Andrew, or “Starman” can actually dance and sing (well kinda on the singing front), his own self belief is so over the top (he compares himself to JT and George Michael in the same breath!) it kinda boggles the mind. Maybe it’s my Aussie tall Poppy syndrome kicking in but dude has got MAJOR tickets… Hahaha anyway check out this You tube clip… It’s hilarious.

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See this little dude? They found him hiding under a cop car a few months back. Anyway, good news, they just released him back into his sea lion home today. Aww what a nice story. Except they named it, wait for it – not Scamp, Swifty, Mr Fins, Sir bark-a-lot, or fur coat. They called him Cop Car. WTF!?

From NBC:

“SeaWorld will miss “Cop Car,” their nickname for the sea lion that made everyone smile”

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Does your Kitty love a bit of arse to mouth? Well get em’ a Human Centipede cat toy… Only $100 on Etsy of course! Hahahaha, whilst I appreciate the humour in this I can’t really see the value for money… Spotted on popbitch!

]]> http://mayorettes.com/blog/2010/06/29/youve-seen-the-movie-now-get-the-cat-toy/feed/ 3 Doppelganger http://mayorettes.com/blog/2010/06/09/doppelganger/ http://mayorettes.com/blog/2010/06/09/doppelganger/#comments Wed, 09 Jun 2010 02:26:38 +0000 Rikki http://mayorettes.com/blog/?p=10633 So I just watched the new Gags clip for Alejandro this morning… I of course really loved it, it’s totally style biting Mads (Like a Prayer / Evita / Vogue) but I think this is all very much on purpose (as is the constant pop refernces in all her latest clips) and I like the song too.. but thats just me, I’m sure there will be plenty of people who loathe it too (Ahem Al!) But what really freaked me out is how much she looks like me circa October last year.. No eyebrows and a platinum bowl cut!!! hahaha What do you think?

Man I was doing this shit last year G!

Watch it here and tell us what you think!

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In a moment of excitement and ‘I’m in America and I can go and see any gig I like’ I got tickets to see A-Ha in LA.

80′s fever I tell you! As if I’m going to know any other song besides Take On Me. I’m going to have to get my stirrup pants out for this one (if stirrup pants ever make their way back into fashion, I’m cutting my legs off).

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Proactive vending machine at the mall:

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