Or is Kristen Stewart starting to look like the long lost twin sister of Katherine Moennig?
…and while I’m at it, in Young Americans as Jake Pratt, didn’t Katherine Moennig look EXCACTLY like Joe McIntyre from New Kids On The Block?
PS nice eyeliner, Joe.
Finally! A Barbie doll I can play with. Mattel have released a new collection featuring Joan Jett, Cyndi Lauper and Debbie Harry. Suck it Bratz!
Everyone loves to laugh at bad Etsy shit right? Rather than putting yourself through the pain of actually having to trawl through the site for funnies, check out Regretsy. At first I thought the Regretsy peeps were re-writing the titles and item description but no, this shit is for real.
In all fairness, there is actually some good stuff on Etsy once in a while, but um, this kills it for the rest of em.
Seriously, what the fuck. If I have just squeezed a kid out this is the last thing I want near my vag.
Watch in that title is to be said like how they say BRITNEY WAAATCH in that South Park episode haha. Just thought I’d fill you in on my current situation with Diplo, yes we have a situation. Last week I got the world from Carly that Diplo had retweeted none other but a link to my ‘The Ever Boneable Diplo” post. WTF! I had to see it to believe it and yes, yes he did.
See that retweet of Headonsticks, well if you type that ol’ thing in your browser window, it’s MY FRICKEN POST! I was pretty amped but then I went back and read the post and it’s so embaressing ahahah. Particularly due to the fact that in my job it’s a pretty high probability that I will meet dude at some stage and that could be awkward…. but he doesn’t know what I look like, whatevs! Can’t believe he saw that I likened him to Vulcheck though, hahahahah. Ahhhh so lame. Thanks Headonsticks! I sussed his profile and he is in fact from Orange County. Woo hoooo haha. You got my back headonsticks.
So yes, step one complete, Diplo knows I exist and wanna bone him…
Step two is gonna look something kinda like….
THIS!!!!! Except Steve Aoki won’t be there and Diplo will look a little more excited about me being naked. Oooooh I wish I was that skinny! I’m gonna photoshop my head onto hot asian bitches now as anorexia motivation. How good are my photoshop skillz by the way??? I’m LEET!
So yeah Diplo, if you’re reading this DM me yo. Hahahaha. Don’t tell @therealPJsmith
x
but I find shit like this hilarious. Congrats to whoever was responsible.
I love a good come-back. As a fuck up myself for the most part, I like to see chicks get their shit together, dust themselves off and get their shit together again…at least for now. Pretty sure these two are on skid row psychologically still but god love em, at least they look kinda good now.
Okay, so the outfit is typical Brit but I reckon bitch is looking pretty hot here. Great bod, and like at least she matched her glasses to her top. Read More
Noodle and I went for a walk along Newcastle beach yesterday and look what we saw…
(pic courtesy of the local paper)
(pics courtesy of my camera phone… you can see Noods and my silhouettes!)
Awwww soooooooo cute. I thought he was dead at first and kept freaking out to Noodle… it was so weird that he would just be chilling out on the beach but yeah he was happily having a sun bake… Made my day!
Weird Shit
Hello hello! I know I’ve been off the radar a bit, but the move o/seas has really stolen away a lot of time. Now that we’ve finally found a place to live (we move in on Saturday YAYYYS) I feel like I have a bit more time just to relax a bit. So I’m back baby! PS I LOVE IT HERE. Plus for the peeps that might be wondering what the hell is going on with Hayley Mei… My jewellery supplies are in the middle of the ocean right now, hopefully I’ll get them by mid March and we’re back on board.
Anyway, back to the blag… we went to the San Diego swap meet today and before I start on the weird shit, here is some awesome shit… I got this for $20
I tried to bargain for it but they could see “MUST. HAVE” written all over my face.
This lady, she really likes Mountain Dew. So much that she needs to wear MD pants. I bet she’s thinking about Mountain Dew right now.
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