Just saw this over at the Photoshop disasters blog and god it makes me fume… Why the hell do Women’s magazines insist on pushing “ultra-anna-thin” as aspirational… Rhi-Rhi obviously has one of the banging-est bods in the biz (how’s the alliteration) I mean check out that bikini shot… I’d kill for that figure, wouldn’t we all… And then Elle comes in and decides that she needs a waistline the same width as HER HEAD… She is NOT a lollipop people, STOP trying to make women hate themselves.
Um how hot is Miss Osbourne looking these days? Girl looks goooood!
I love how she has lost some weight but not to the point where she has lost her shapeliness, Kels still has awesome legs and booty, she just now also has a waist line… Also loving the bottle blonde!
Um and how good is this Betsey Johnson + Kelly Osbourne vid… God I love Betsey… she’s too darn cool!
So I’m adding yet another lady to my fashion inspiration mood board (I don’t really have one of those but if I did…) UGLY BETTY!!!!
I’ve never really watched that show but when I did the other day I realised how much I loved the way that the supposedly unfashionable character of Ugly Betty dresses… OK so I’ve read that they got super stylist Patricia Fields on board, so it’s not THAT surprising she looks so good but I am such a fan of the clashing colours and prints, the sock and shoe combos and the crazy tights…
So while I was away, I read Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
Holly Golightly is a flippant, money hungry, self centred little turd-bitch who needs a good shake.
I don’t understand why people idolise her. Sure the above pic of Audrey is stunning but does anyone care that Holly is an asshole?
Not to be confused with the early 90s R&B girl group SWV, although it wouldn’t be unheard of to make a post about them here on Mayorettes.
No, I’m talking about style biters. Copy cats. Single White Female shiz. You know the type. You meet a girl (or a guy), maybe they’re a friend of a friend, a new work colleague, or someone from uni (hypothetically, of course). They seem nice enough but you do notice that their style is pretty nondescript, perhaps even daggy. Read More
Seriously, this dude has been dead to me ever since he began his infatuation with Victoria Beckham. What is it with gay guys loving shit women *ahem KYLIE ahem*. Posh isn’t even like so bad she’s good ala Coco (ice t’s wife, I love her) or Pammy. She’s just plain rat shit. Remember when Posh and Beck’s moved to LA and Tom Cruise and Katie-bot had a welcome to America party for them, EWWWWW it was so fucking revolting. And he put’s THIS bitch on a tee. Ok it’s for a charity or some shit but it doesn’t excuse shit, he used her in campaigns and shit too. WTF. Posh is NOT COOL. She’s NOT FUNNY. She’s just plain shit house. She’s like anti-inspirational when it comes to luxury goods too. Like when I see some hot bitch with a Chanel bag I cry a single tear that I’ll never afford one, but whenever I see Posh in shit it kinda makes me okay that I’m a poor pleb, coz she’s head to toe in designer goods and just ends up looking like a transvestite praying mantis who tries way too hard and her husband won’t fuck her. She’s not sensual or sexy or fuckable, which okay dressing up ain’t about but it IS about making chicks think “damn, I wanna be her or be friends with her” and I don’t think that when I see her. I just think…damn I can’t believe anyone buys your fucking perfume. Okay, end of rant. I’m hormonal. My apologies.
Karl Largerfeld pictured here with Beth Ditto being a total fucking hypocrite.
‘It’s absurd, no one wants to see curvy women. You’ve got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying thin models are ugly’
The same man that brought us the wisdom:
A respectable appearance is sufficient to make people more interested in your soul.
And lost 42kg in just over a year so he could fit into clothes by Heidi Slimane. Read More
Brendan Fevola.
He’s like the Lindsay Lohan of the football world.
All hyped up on money, booze and success and not quite sure what to do with himself.
Should footballers be allowed to get away with his colourful history? Should Carlton keep him on even though he seems to get caught every year in some kind of scandal involving a dildo and too much booze?
If he was a normal dude would we all just laugh and say ‘ha, that only happens at Favela’ and move on with our lives? Read More
Now that the sun is coming out as much as the rain and ‘winter’ as a three month concept is officially ‘over’ in the meterology world I feel like I am finally ready to talk about it without hate. Time heals all wounds and I am officially becoming nostalgic about wintery days spent inside cafes eating olive bread with the rain running down the windows on the grey streets.
I am a bit of a gemini, and whilst I don’t buy into horoscopes too much, I can’t help but identify with the OCD, split personality, addictive characteristics identified in Gemini’s.
I get obsessed with things, they consume me! I discover things that everyone else discovered years ago and told me was cool but I didn’t listen because I have a massive ego and suddenly I’m telling them in 2009 Read More
Masca-RAAAAA!
There are a couple of things that shit me about cosmetics advertising. 1. The ‘face splash’ of face wash ads (more on this later) and Mascara ads.
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