Category Archives: My two cents

Sex Pot!

Written by Rikki. Posted on February 27, 2010. Filed under Fashion, My two cents. Tagged . 2 Comments.

Um how hot is Miss Osbourne looking these days? Girl looks goooood!

I love how she has lost some weight but not to the point where she has lost her shapeliness, Kels still has awesome legs and booty, she just now also has a waist line… Also loving the bottle blonde!

Um and how good is this Betsey Johnson + Kelly Osbourne vid… God I love Betsey… she’s too darn cool!

 

Pretty Betty

Written by Rikki. Posted on February 23, 2010. Filed under Fashion, My two cents. 3 Comments.

So I’m adding yet another lady to my fashion inspiration mood board (I don’t really have one of those but if I did…) UGLY BETTY!!!!

I’ve never really watched that show but when I did the other day I realised how much I loved the way that the supposedly unfashionable character of Ugly Betty dresses… OK so I’ve read that they got super stylist Patricia Fields on board, so it’s not THAT surprising she looks so good but I am such a fan of the clashing colours and prints, the sock and shoe combos and the crazy tights…

Read More »

 

Breakfast at Tiffany’s: A Review

Written by Hayley. Posted on December 15, 2009. Filed under My two cents. Tagged . 6 Comments.

So while I was away, I read Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

Holly Golightly is a flippant, money hungry, self centred little turd-bitch who needs a good shake.

I don’t understand why people idolise her. Sure the above pic of Audrey is stunning but does anyone care that Holly is an asshole?

 

SWF

Written by Ezy E. Posted on November 25, 2009. Filed under My two cents, Rant. Tagged , , , , . 6 Comments.

single-white-female

Not to be confused with the early 90s R&B girl group SWV, although it wouldn’t be unheard of to make a post about them here on Mayorettes.
No, I’m talking about style biters. Copy cats. Single White Female shiz. You know the type. You meet a girl (or a guy), maybe they’re a friend of a friend, a new work colleague, or someone from uni (hypothetically, of course). They seem nice enough but you do notice that their style is pretty nondescript, perhaps even daggy. Read More »

 

Fuck you Marc Jacobs!

Written by Community College. Posted on October 27, 2009. Filed under My two cents, No!, Rant. 3 Comments.

6a01053695b916970c0120a5e54c30970c-550wiSeriously, this dude has been dead to me ever since he began his infatuation with Victoria Beckham. What is it with gay guys loving shit women *ahem KYLIE ahem*. Posh isn’t even like so bad she’s good ala Coco (ice t’s wife, I love her) or Pammy. She’s just plain rat shit. Remember when Posh and Beck’s moved to LA and Tom Cruise and Katie-bot had a welcome to America party for them, EWWWWW it was so fucking revolting. And he put’s THIS bitch on a tee. Ok it’s for a charity or some shit but it doesn’t excuse shit, he used her in campaigns and shit too. WTF. Posh is NOT COOL. She’s NOT FUNNY. She’s just plain shit house. She’s like anti-inspirational when it comes to luxury goods too. Like when I see some hot bitch with a Chanel bag I cry a single tear that I’ll never afford one, but whenever I see Posh in shit it kinda makes me okay that I’m a poor pleb, coz she’s head to toe in designer goods and just ends up looking like a transvestite praying mantis who tries way too hard and her husband won’t fuck her. She’s not sensual or sexy or  fuckable, which okay dressing up ain’t about but it IS about making chicks think “damn, I wanna be her or be friends with her” and I don’t think that when I see her. I just think…damn I can’t believe anyone buys your fucking perfume. Okay, end of rant. I’m hormonal. My apologies.

 

The Lagerfeld Diet

Written by Sophie D. Posted on October 20, 2009. Filed under Awesomeness, My two cents. Tagged . 4 Comments.

Karl Largerfeld pictured here with Beth Ditto being a total fucking hypocrite.

‘It’s absurd, no one wants to see curvy women. You’ve got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying thin models are ugly’

The same man that brought us the wisdom:

A respectable appearance is sufficient to make people more interested in your soul.

And lost 42kg in just over a year so he could fit into clothes by Heidi Slimane. Read More »

 

Winter: We Survived

Written by Sophie D. Posted on September 25, 2009. Filed under My two cents. 3 Comments.

jess

Now that the sun is coming out as much as the rain and ‘winter’ as a three month concept is officially ‘over’ in the meterology world I feel like I am finally ready to talk about it without hate. Time heals all wounds and I am officially becoming nostalgic about wintery days spent inside cafes eating olive bread with the rain running down the windows on the grey streets.

I am a bit of a gemini, and whilst I don’t buy into horoscopes too much, I can’t help but identify with the OCD, split personality, addictive characteristics identified in Gemini’s.

I get obsessed with things, they consume me! I discover things that everyone else discovered years ago and told me was cool but I didn’t listen because I have a massive ego and suddenly I’m telling them in 2009  Read More »

 

Generation NEXT!

Written by Sophie D. Posted on August 20, 2009. Filed under Eat it, My two cents. Tagged , . 5 Comments.

audrey-hepburn-sabrina

I’ve been watching a lot of Audrey lately, my favourites Sabrina, Paris when it Sizzles and of course Breakfast at Tiffany’s have been on heavy rotation when I’m trying to get to sleep but can’t quite switch my mind off.

And apart from wanting to be alarmingly thin, fluent in french and to constantly chain smoke long white cigarettes, these classic films have also led to a desire to reawaken the 1950’s male. Read More »

 

Under the Knife?

Written by Sophie D. Posted on August 11, 2009. Filed under My two cents. Tagged , . 15 Comments.

I stumbled upon these Johnathan Leder photographs over at Mob Living and despite it only being 8.18 in the morning they really got me thinking.

What is it about boob jobs that so many women want?

**NSFW** Read More »