• Any objections?

    Judy

    Hello friends! If no-one objects, I was going to can Monday Music. Instead, maybe I can post music whenever. Thought that might be a crazy idea that just might work. No objections?                     But honestly, if you really, really need it. [...]

  • San Diego Blackout

    Thursday afternoon, San Diego was hit by a massive blackout. 4 million people without power – up to 6 million at one stage, From some of Orange County, parts of Arizona, all the way down to Baha, Mexico. No phones, no internet, no traffic lights, no gas pumps, NO TV! [...]

  • Masca-RAAAAA!

    There are a couple of things that shit me about cosmetics advertising. 1. The ‘face splash’ of face wash ads (more on this later) and Mascara ads.

  • Grrrrrrrrr!!!!!

    Just saw this over at the Photoshop disasters blog and god it makes me fume… Why the hell do Women’s magazines insist on pushing “ultra-anna-thin” as aspirational… Rhi-Rhi obviously has one of the banging-est bods in the biz (how’s the alliteration) I mean check out that bikini shot… I’d kill for [...]

  • Sex Pot!

    Um how hot is Miss Osbourne looking these days? Girl looks goooood! I love how she has lost some weight but not to the point where she has lost her shapeliness, Kels still has awesome legs and booty, she just now also has a waist line… Also loving the bottle [...]

  • Pretty Betty

    So I’m adding yet another lady to my fashion inspiration mood board (I don’t really have one of those but if I did…) UGLY BETTY!!!! I’ve never really watched that show but when I did the other day I realised how much I loved the way that the supposedly unfashionable [...]

  • Breakfast at Tiffany’s: A Review

    So while I was away, I read Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Holly Golightly is a flippant, money hungry, self centred little turd-bitch who needs a good shake. I don’t understand why people idolise her. Sure the above pic of Audrey is stunning but does anyone care that Holly is an asshole?

  • SWF

    Not to be confused with the early 90s R&B girl group SWV, although it wouldn’t be unheard of to make a post about them here on Mayorettes. No, I’m talking about style biters. Copy cats. Single White Female shiz. You know the type. You meet a girl (or a guy), [...]

  • Fuck you Marc Jacobs!

    Seriously, this dude has been dead to me ever since he began his infatuation with Victoria Beckham. What is it with gay guys loving shit women *ahem KYLIE ahem*. Posh isn’t even like so bad she’s good ala Coco (ice t’s wife, I love her) or Pammy. She’s just plain [...]

  • The Lagerfeld Diet

    Karl Largerfeld pictured here with Beth Ditto being a total fucking hypocrite. ‘It’s absurd, no one wants to see curvy women. You’ve got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying thin models are ugly’ The same man that brought us the wisdom: [...]