OK, so I’ve caved in to web abbreviations…it’s the way of the future, but I’m still completely shunning L*L. That will never make it into my vocab.
US Customs just told us that we gave them ‘too much information’ regarding the contents of our shipping container.
Really? Boring household items…TMI?
If I see another woman with one of these Pandora bits of crap on their wrist I think I am going to scream!!!!
WHY????
These are possibly the ugliest bits of jewellery on earth… They are generic, tacky and tasteless and from what I’ve gathered each hideous charm will cost you anything from $100 up to like thousands of dollars, I’d rather wear a bin liner for a day then have to walk around with this shit on my wrist… It boggles the mind!
Its been a while since I have posted… Been super busy (as has everyone I am sure) with holidays and family or just too hungover to move let alone blog.. anyhoo thought I’d make my first post of 2010 one of the narcissistic variety…
My darling friend Mixxie has just returned from Thailand after 3 years, and I haven’t seen him in ages and I can’t fricking wait too but anyway he must of stumbled upon a whole stash of hideous/hilarious old photos from uni days, (which I hate to admit was around 7-10 years ago) cause these just turned up on Facebook and god it sure is a shock to the system, who wants to see some vintage Rikki????
Man I was pissed and so ahead of my time.. how Nu Rave is my crop top guys? ps. These were the days before the GHD, you’ll notice how fucked out my hair looks in every shot!
How horribly sad… I loved Brittany Murphy… I mean Clueless was obviously the cornerstone of my adolescence.
The quote “you’re a virgin that can’t drive” still kills me to this day…
Ps. If you haven’t seen Spun then get that out too.. more classic Brittany, so ridiculous… anyway I’m really bummed.
So I got a new haircut! Unfortunately for lazy ol’ me, it takes a bit of effort to get it looking decent. I’ve got terrible hair drying skills, I kinda end up looking like this:
Seriously, this dude has been dead to me ever since he began his infatuation with Victoria Beckham. What is it with gay guys loving shit women *ahem KYLIE ahem*. Posh isn’t even like so bad she’s good ala Coco (ice t’s wife, I love her) or Pammy. She’s just plain rat shit. Remember when Posh and Beck’s moved to LA and Tom Cruise and Katie-bot had a welcome to America party for them, EWWWWW it was so fucking revolting. And he put’s THIS bitch on a tee. Ok it’s for a charity or some shit but it doesn’t excuse shit, he used her in campaigns and shit too. WTF. Posh is NOT COOL. She’s NOT FUNNY. She’s just plain shit house. She’s like anti-inspirational when it comes to luxury goods too. Like when I see some hot bitch with a Chanel bag I cry a single tear that I’ll never afford one, but whenever I see Posh in shit it kinda makes me okay that I’m a poor pleb, coz she’s head to toe in designer goods and just ends up looking like a transvestite praying mantis who tries way too hard and her husband won’t fuck her. She’s not sensual or sexy or fuckable, which okay dressing up ain’t about but it IS about making chicks think “damn, I wanna be her or be friends with her” and I don’t think that when I see her. I just think…damn I can’t believe anyone buys your fucking perfume. Okay, end of rant. I’m hormonal. My apologies.
…When parents think its ok to let their 9 year old daughters dress like the above for the whole world to see …
Yes this is one of the Cyrus clan, Noah, little sister of ol’ Miley, and yes she is dressed like a “sexy vampire” complete with come-sex-me boots, a body-con mini and a face full of whorish makeup… Aw cute, she must be having a “Twilight” moment right? VOMIT!
I know it is halloween and everything but couldn’t she have dressed like a regular Vampire, not like a street-walker, I need money for crack vampire? Is that too much to ask? Ergh so, so wrong.
What an incredibly fun night.
Last Summer is shaping up to be one of those periods that you look back on and say, “Remember Summer 08/09? That was one fucking hell of a good time.”
Vajazzle!
What’s wrong with me? I don’t blog for months and now I’ve done two posts in twenty four hours about vaginas. ANYWAY I’d heard references to vajazzling here and there but didn’t think to look into it further (with good reason, I might add).
At first I was like “NO WAY DOES BORING JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT DO ANYTHING CRAZY WITH HER VAG” then I actually saw what it looks like and yep, she totes would have a butterfly or something lame glued down there. Apparently there’s vids of her talking about it in detail but I’m not that desperate to find out.
Seriously though, do dudes really want to take a girl home only to find rhinestones (sorry, swarovski crystals) glued to her bits? How do you even get the things off???