Category Archives: No!

Grrrrrrrrr!!!!!

Written by Rikki. Posted on June 11, 2010. Filed under My two cents, No!, Rant. Tagged . 1 Comment.

Just saw this over at the Photoshop disasters blog and god it makes me fume… Why the hell do Women’s magazines insist on pushing “ultra-anna-thin” as aspirational… Rhi-Rhi obviously has one of the banging-est bods in the biz (how’s the alliteration) I mean check out that bikini shot… I’d kill for that figure, wouldn’t we all… And then Elle comes in and decides that she needs a waistline the same width as HER HEAD… She is NOT a lollipop people, STOP trying to make women hate themselves.

R.I.P Adriana

Written by Rikki. Posted on June 8, 2010. Filed under No!. Tagged . Comments Off.

How terribly sad, the lovely Adriana Xenides died of a ruptured intestine yesterday afternoon. So it has to be said that Australia has lost one of it’s most iconic fashion plates from the early 80′s- 90′s… I’m sure most of us can remember her outrageous outfits and those DAM amazing legs, I remember watching her (usually at my grandma’s house) as a little girl and thinking how glamorous she was with that platinum blonde hair and over-the-top dress sense but she also came off as a super lovely lady… So sad to see her go so young.

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Do not want.

Written by Nancy Magoo. Posted on June 1, 2010. Filed under Huh?, No!. Tagged . 1 Comment.

Want to look as sexy and natural as this?

Well thanks to Selfridges you can now look as if you live in an Ice Age and pretend like you’ve never heard of those things called bras. The statement from the website doesn’t help either.

The natural look is back. Nipples are in. From your favourite magazines, to stars gracing the red carpet, women are showing off their breasts with pride. Body Perks nipple enhancers are the latest fashion accessory for your breasts, so take the lead from Sex and the City’s Samantha and draw attention to your natural assets. For full effect, wear under a soft cup bra for enhanced, perky appeal.

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People Who Will Make You Feel Better About Yourself

Written by Nancy Magoo. Posted on May 3, 2010. Filed under Ha ha, No!. Tagged . 2 Comments.

Oh American TV, you just keep on giving and giving. You also distract me from Uni assignments.

Theatre Kids Creep Me Out

Written by Nancy Magoo. Posted on May 1, 2010. Filed under Music, No!. Tagged . 3 Comments.

If you didn’t think Green Day were sellouts already after that horrible American Idiot album, then you will after watching this sound abortion. I stumbled across this while watching Letterman, my face then automatically contorted and I tried desperately to find the remote. How does someone go from Dookie to this? Oh and check out their “stage faces”, reminds me of Children Of The Corn.

Vajazzle!

Written by Katie. Posted on March 13, 2010. Filed under Huh?, No!. Tagged . 3 Comments.

What’s wrong with me? I don’t blog for months and now I’ve done two posts in twenty four hours about vaginas. ANYWAY I’d heard references to vajazzling here and there but didn’t think to look into it further (with good reason, I might add).

At first I was like “NO WAY DOES BORING JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT DO ANYTHING CRAZY WITH HER VAG” then I actually saw what it looks like and yep, she totes would have a butterfly or something lame glued down there. Apparently there’s vids of her talking about it in detail but I’m not that desperate to find out.

Seriously though, do dudes really want to take a girl home only to find rhinestones (sorry, swarovski crystals) glued to her bits? How do you even get the things off???

RIP

Written by Hayley. Posted on March 11, 2010. Filed under No!. Tagged . 4 Comments.

TMI

Written by Hayley. Posted on March 10, 2010. Filed under No!. Tagged . 9 Comments.

OK, so I’ve caved in to web abbreviations…it’s the way of the future, but I’m still completely shunning L*L. That will never make it into my vocab.

US Customs just told us that we gave them ‘too much information’ regarding the contents of our shipping container.

Really? Boring household items…TMI?

Why?

Written by Rikki. Posted on February 10, 2010. Filed under Boring!, Huh?, No!, Rant. 9 Comments.

If I see another woman with one of these Pandora bits of crap on their wrist I think I am going to scream!!!!

WHY????

These are possibly the ugliest bits of jewellery on earth… They are generic, tacky and tasteless and from what I’ve gathered each hideous charm will cost you anything from $100 up to like thousands of dollars, I’d rather wear a bin liner for a day then have to walk around with this shit on my wrist… It boggles the mind!

shock to the system!

Written by Rikki. Posted on January 3, 2010. Filed under Mayorette, No!. 3 Comments.

Its been a while since I have posted… Been super busy (as has everyone I am sure) with holidays and family or just too hungover to move let alone blog.. anyhoo thought I’d make my first post of 2010 one of the narcissistic variety…

My darling friend Mixxie has just returned from Thailand after 3 years, and I haven’t seen him in ages and I can’t fricking wait too but anyway he must of  stumbled upon a whole stash of hideous/hilarious old photos from uni days, (which I hate to admit was around 7-10 years ago) cause these just turned up on Facebook and god it sure is a shock to the system, who wants to see some vintage Rikki????

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Man I was pissed and so ahead of my time.. how Nu Rave is my crop top guys? ps. These were the days before the GHD, you’ll notice how fucked out my hair looks in every shot!

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