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YAY!BIA

Written by Katie. Posted on March 12, 2010. Filed under Got it covered, Huh?, Uncategorized. Tagged . No comments.

If My New Pink Button is freshening up your bits but not quite bringing the excitement you’d hoped for, maybe Clitter! is for you?

Oh yah, maybe a little NSFW, but not really. Don’t be like me and watch it in a lecture though, k?



(via The Paradime)

 

Liberty London MAC collection

Written by Community College. Posted on March 9, 2010. Filed under Uncategorized. Tagged , . 3 Comments.

Okay so I never ever ever buy nice makeup (it’s all about Priceline my bitches) but if I did I’d be buying this upcoming collection by MAC called Liberty London (I think…). Ever noticed that MAC and Mac (computers) have like the same brand name, bizarre, how was that allowed through. And furthermore, remember when macs were actually Macintosh computers. And IBMs were International Business Machines (they should seriously bring back that moniker, it sounds so 70s luxe, like James Bond and shit). AHEM….anyway…where was I? (other than drinking a glass of red) oh yeah makeup. Let’s let the pictures do the talking….

WOW! Gorgeous or fucking what?! Nice one MAC, a nice departure from the uber gay in your face shit. Don’t get me wrong, I like that stuff too but it’s a bit tired.

Um CUTTTTEEEE! And nice colour too! I’d love both of these. I really wanna embrace lippy this year (wasn’t that a resolution of mine???) This is just gorgeous. Read More »

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt Appreciation, yes you read correctly

Written by Community College. Posted on March 8, 2010. Filed under Uncategorized. Tagged . 1 Comment.

Looking up all these old Neutrogena ads, I stumbled across this one of J-Love….

Is it just me or does she look bangin’ in this? She has a classic rack if I ever saw one. Amazing. Racks on short girls look even hotter I reckon. ‘Cause they’re like a mini woman, concentrated, like that orange juice. Now I gotta say she has got pretty boring. She always was the girl next door type (hello Party of Five) but the Ghost Whisperer???! Seriously. That show fucking sucks! Doesn’t really do much to expel the girl next door thing either. I’d like to remember her as this…
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Product Pimpin’: Neutrogena Deep Clean Cream Cleanser

Written by Community College. Posted on March 8, 2010. Filed under Uncategorized. Tagged . No comments.

Woah, the product is coming through thick n fast for review these days. Works for me, I’m so lazy I haven’t been to Priceline in a good while. Hell, my birth control prescription has even expired, I’m living on the edge yo! Haha, I’d be def up to trial a new pill btw, preferably something that makes my breasts bigger (I’ve heard of magic ones which do this!).

But anyway back to the product at hand. Neutrogena Deep Clean Cream Cleanser. I’m a big Neutrogena fan from way back. Honestly Neutrogena is the bomb. I call it poor man’s Clinique, and that is not to say it’s like a dodgy version of Clinique but rather just as good and like a quarter of the price. I’ve been using Neutrogena since I was a little wee CC at the tender age of 13. Even their face soap which is like a couple bucks is really good. I used to use that because my mum was too pov to buy me the proper cleansers! Ahhh family bankrupcey, but that’s a story for another time.

I have great nostalgia for any Neutrogena, even though I use it to this day (my bf does too, by that I mean he uses all my shit). I remember this product came out when I was like in grade 9 in the late 90’s and Jennifer Love Hewitt was the face of the brand. Yep in those days, she was the BUSINESS!
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Kelis Waaaatch

Written by Community College. Posted on March 4, 2010. Filed under Uncategorized. Tagged . 4 Comments.

Marginally better than the cracked out unicorn outfit but not much. Intentionally grey hair? She’s gotta stop aiming for avant garde and just try and look NICE. What happened to the kid by the way? Wasn’t she having a baby? Maybe she’s got post-partum depression or something. I feel like a cunt now. If her hair wasn’t that crazy this would be okay…. nice cake at least….

 

Product Pimpin’: Aveeno Moisturisers

Written by Community College. Posted on March 3, 2010. Filed under Uncategorized. Tagged . 2 Comments.

Call me a sellout, call me whatever you like, just not late for breakfast! I was recently asked to review a bunch of moisturiser products from the new brand Aveeno. Ooooh! My first ever product review, I feel like I work for Cosmo. Haha. Hopefully the first of many more to come. Working for a boy-ish mag (split is 60/40 for the record, so not that blokey really) I hardly ever get hooked up with girl stuff, so bring it on! I was pretty pumped when this arrived in the mail….

Woohoo! That’s a lot of moisture right there. So that big bottle there is Aveeno Daily Moisturising lotion, the one in the white box is ‘Positively Radient Daily Moisturiser’ and the lil ones are mini versions of the body moisturiser (guess my travel kit is sorted for the next 2 years, no seriously if anyone wants some lemme know!). The body moisturiser is full of oats and the face moisturiser has got all of this soy extract in it. Mmmm tofu-ey. Alright now into the review!

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Virtual outfit post

Written by Community College. Posted on March 1, 2010. Filed under Uncategorized. Tagged . 2 Comments.

I would like this Karen Walker dress please (sans skivvy!) The shoes are hella cute too but I’d like to wear this dress with…

These Marc Jacobs heels please. Amazing much? That blue wood!! and the love heart. Damn! There was a whole lot of amazing MJ shoes on the net on sale, obviously still way too exey but scope how AMAZING this shit is…. Read More »

 

Britney Waaaaatch

Written by Community College. Posted on March 1, 2010. Filed under Awesomeness, Uncategorized. 2 Comments.

I just can’t quit this bitch damnit! Paid 100 bucks to go to her concert and it fucking sucked balls and I should hate her but I don’t. I hate the industry! Not poor brit brit, she’s like a xanied up lamb at the slaughter. She shouldn’t of been there! Anyway that’s a whole other kettle of fish because this post is to marvel at glory of Brit Brit. She recently shot this campaign for Candies an el cheapo shoe company that somehow (and this is the weird part) got Terry Richardson, Annie Leibowitz (!?) and some other dude that I’m told is noteworthy on board to shoot her. This is just bizarre. It’s like Cotton On getting Akira Isogawa on for a range. Actually didn’t that happen with Bonds or something? Errrgh. Collabs can be so depressing.

Anyhoo, I’m just loving seeing brit back in action. She looks smoking in that bikini (and ok, kinda cringey in the shorts with the roses) It’s like the good ol’ popstar sexy brit. Not the brit with pram and bad weave of nowadays. If a train wreck like brit can get a good body together maybe there’s hope for me afterall!

 

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Text Message

Written by Hayley. Posted on February 28, 2010. Filed under Uncategorized. 3 Comments.

Interesting concept, this Tiger Text. Clever? A bit. I’d challenge anyone to come up with a reason why you would need this app besides being a deceitful shit (’spy’ not included, clearly you’d be using a shoe phone).

Had to laugh at the ad though. Dude, you’re getting married to a chick that checks your phone. Suck!

 

I’m drawn to what I hate, soz

Written by Community College. Posted on February 24, 2010. Filed under Uncategorized. Tagged . 4 Comments.

Look what I found!!! Tavi on film. To be honest she’s almost disappointedly not that annoying, just really boring. Is there a female equivalent of the man-child? If so this vid is exhibit A. Hearing all those fashion peeps talk in that stupid voice also gives me an attack of the cringes. I kinda feel sorry for her though, once she’s 15 no one is gonna give a fuck. Hopefully she can find a legit job in fashion otherwise it will be pretty depressing peaking so early.
Oh and she’s also on twitter, and surprise surprise, boring as hell there too. With tantalizing bites such as “New Orleans Saints dominated the other day” WTF? That does not sound like the voice of a 13 year old. Her dad’s probably got twitter duties while she goes to school.