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A Fraggle fashion moment…

Rikki — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:55:37 +0000

Well it’s yet another fashion post from me, like Alex I am without a camera and can’t document anything interesting in my own life at present, which includes the MAJOR haul I had yesterday at The Smith Family op shop and the fact that I am currently house sitting a MASSIVE manor with it’s own jetty over looking a lake for a month… how posh am I? But yeah no camera to document anything so it doesn’t make for very interesting posting, hopefully I will remedy this real soon.

Anyway back to the subject of this post, a one Louise Gray, a London fashion designer, who is to quote a term that seems to flying around heaps in the fashion-blog world, KILLING IT! Hahaha I love teen talk.

So her latest collection is awesome, I love the baggy silhouettes (it looks so comfy and excellent for fat days) and the whole mix, match and clash vibe of the whole thing, and of course the colourfulness of it (I’m never going to be one of those girls that wears well tailored monochromatic outfits I’m afraid) oh and the use of (Faux?) fur… It’s all too cute… along with the almost androgynous styling. Anyway check it out.

The above reminds me of the time around 4 years ago I started colouring my eyebrows in pink for the occasional night out… you know cause I’m so avant-gard and shit hahahaha.

Now to the clothes…

So cute right? It kinda reminds me of a childhood favourite, Fraggle Rock… Those sneakers look like they’ve been made out of Red’s hair, hahahaha…

So anyway I’m off to crimp my hair and dance my cares away…

Hold up (wait a minute)

Hayley — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:34:15 +0000

I finally have internet at home…or should I say my faux home…or new home. Posting starts again soon. Thanks for being patient. Kisses bitches! x

Monday Music

Hayley — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 20:00:43 +0000

Now here’s a video that doesn’t match the song. How very Monday.

Maybe it’s just me, but did anyone else think this was by Suzanne Vega?

Life through da phone

Community College — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 12:43:54 +0000

And so continues my jaunt of not having a camera and using my crap phone to take photos. Here’s been my life of late….

Check out this amazoid frame I found at the discount store at Melbourne Central. It sucks living with a dude, there’s no way PJ would ever ever ever let me put this up. Fuck you man! I want this fucking thing. There was also a Rihanna one for those interested. Kinda weird Brit’s in the same photo twice though, kinda creepy. Which one’s the real brit??

We had this insano storm in Melbourne as y’all know. This image isn’t very impressive but it was fkn cray cray!!! The rain was crazy! Everthing turned into a river and all those little white things on the ground are hail. The more I look at this pic the more I realise it’s not very impressive at all but trust me! It was crazy. And that hail hurts yo! Ouchie. It’s like it comes from space or some shit.

You can tell our office is on this street. The pole has been decimated!

I got this awesome gift in the mail from Callum! Bless him. Super cute card and FIVE yes FIVE dics of Garage bangers! The boys couldn’t handle it haha this will have to be a private ipod selection I think. Fuck dubstep, this shit is where it’s at! Hahaha. Love it.

I found these cuties at the post office. After I took the pic the little orange one ran up to me and jumped on my lap. Aiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. They were so fucking cute. I love french bulldogs sooooooo much.

Best coaster ever. I love cigarette advertising from the 80s. Truth be told I don’t smoke that much no more. Go me!

Went to a really cute pub on Saturday. Hung over as fuck and was meant to be in work but greasy food beckoned. Went to the Pinnacle in North Fitzroy. Nice beer garden and cute little jazz band. Saxamaphonnnnnneeee.

Check out the fish and chips I got, amazzzzzinnnggg and GIANT. I haven’t had fish and chips in ages. These were really good. The salad was awesome too. Yummmmm.

And lastly, through a misguided attempt to make my hair lighter, I somehow managed to dye my hair black as fuck with medium ‘chocolate’ hair dye, WTF!! I was pretty fucking pissed. It’s SO black but I think I’m beginning to like it. I basically have the exact haircut and colour I had when I was 20 now. Ah well. DIY jobs rarely work. I should of known better.

Vajazzle!

Katie — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:15:46 +0000

What’s wrong with me? I don’t blog for months and now I’ve done two posts in twenty four hours about vaginas. ANYWAY I’d heard references to vajazzling here and there but didn’t think to look into it further (with good reason, I might add).

At first I was like “NO WAY DOES BORING JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT DO ANYTHING CRAZY WITH HER VAG” then I actually saw what it looks like and yep, she totes would have a butterfly or something lame glued down there. Apparently there’s vids of her talking about it in detail but I’m not that desperate to find out.

Seriously though, do dudes really want to take a girl home only to find rhinestones (sorry, swarovski crystals) glued to her bits? How do you even get the things off???

The full conversion…

Rikki — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:00:29 +0000

It’s official.. I am totally Gaga crazy (sorry Al!!!) Behold her latest single, Telephone…

Not only is it an amazingly catchy pop song but that clip is UNREAL. Her outfits? B’s outfits? The reference to her lack of dick?

I defy anyone to say they didn’t find that entertaining!

Now excuse me cause I’ll be up in the club sipping that bub and you’re not gonna reach my telephone!

Edit.

Please also note this excellent “movie” poster artwork to accompany the clip… Loves it.

We can be twinz!

Katie — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:49:55 +0000

My ipod and I that is. How cute is this thing?? Sure it’s got the monogram on it, but I can totally see myself in my grey NBFG x Addict method zip with this little guy in tow (Hayley has the same hoodie too, triplets! If Soph didn’t end up selling hers off, QUADS!)

Actually that might look really lame, but whatevs. Anything with a hood and I’m sold! At $18US + shipping it’s probs not worth it though…

YAY!BIA

Katie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:49:42 +0000

If My New Pink Button is freshening up your bits but not quite bringing the excitement you’d hoped for, maybe Clitter! is for you?

Oh yah, maybe a little NSFW, but not really. Don’t be like me and watch it in a lecture though, k?

(via The Paradime)

Cassette Playa x Stussy shot by Estevan Oriol

Community College — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:25:49 +0000

Not usually a big poster of streetwear shiz on here (I overdose on it at work so it’s all about puppies and toucans here my friends) but this collection is SICK! It’s been out for a minute now but just saw a few more pics pop up on Estevan’s blog which are sick. Fuck I love that dudes’ work. His aesthetic is so so solid. He’s been doing it for a while now but his shots always look so fresh and pop off the page. I think I like his colour stuff even better than his black and white even. Both are awesome. We got the LA Woman book at work and it’s soooo good. Latina women are fucking amazing. I guess we forget because there are none in Australia!

The range by Cassette Playa x Stussy (international, Stussy Australia is a fucking joke, thanks for ruining yet another awesome brand Pac-Brands, Freshjive anyone?) is awesome!! There’s a lot of collabs out there, most of which are shit or superfluous but this one is perfect! Both aesthetics sit together really well. I would wear any of this stuff. Especially that acid wash jacket *swoon*….

AMAZZZZINNNNG! Heaps more pics after the jump, I WANT EVERYTHING!!! Especially the body-con dress I NEED that jacket….

Hot. Loving the bum bag too!

Ice creammm !!!

Estevan at work. Niccceeee (how hot is the model btw, why don’t I look like that in airmaxes!) Pic courtesy of Estevan’s Hypebeast blog.

RIP

Hayley — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:20:16 +0000