Just in case you haven’t heard

Written by Hayley. Posted on March 4, 2010. Filed under Listen up. Tagged . No comments.

 

Gerlan Jeans

Written by Rikki. Posted on March 4, 2010. Filed under Fashion. 2 Comments.

Another day another bunch of excellent shit I wish I could own… hahaha, consumerist much? Anyway I’m sure everyone has seen the Beyonce clip for Video Phone by now (How shit does Gaga look next to B meanwhile, why would anyone on Gods green earth ever agree to be shot dancing next to her, Gags seriously looks like a pasty little weed..) Anyhoo when I first saw the clip I totally freaked over the  Betty Paige fringe, sequined Alien T-Shirt outfit… Um, I mean just when you thought B couldn’t get hotter…

HOLY SHITBALLS right?

Anyway I loved the Tee so much  that I got on the net and decided to search it out and discovered that it was by a label called Gerlan Jeans… Turns out they have heaps of rad shit, really graphic and fun…  The designer previously worked designing graphics for Jeremy Scott, so no wonder I love it all so much…

Lets have another look at that Alien Tee first huh!

Confirmed amazingness!

Moving on and the rest of the collection is sick too…

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Kelis Waaaatch

Written by Community College. Posted on March 4, 2010. Filed under Uncategorized. Tagged . 4 Comments.

Marginally better than the cracked out unicorn outfit but not much. Intentionally grey hair? She’s gotta stop aiming for avant garde and just try and look NICE. What happened to the kid by the way? Wasn’t she having a baby? Maybe she’s got post-partum depression or something. I feel like a cunt now. If her hair wasn’t that crazy this would be okay…. nice cake at least….

 

Still no camera, my life through the BB lens

Written by Community College. Posted on March 3, 2010. Filed under Mayorette. 7 Comments.

As I no longer have a camera, I’m unable to document pretty much anything these days, hence the lack of event posts… (anyone want me to review a Canon G10??? ANYONE??) so all I’ve got is random pics I take on my phone from time to time. Have a look at my life through the lens of a blackberry. Man I should make a blurry ass exhibiton…

Firstly can we just talk about my amazing wedge heels I got in the sales. Amazing or what???! I am so tall in them and they’re sooo easy to walk in when you’re drunk. Man I’m so sad it’s turning into Winter. I love wearing shit like this…and white jeans. Haha. Getting my Vanessa Hudgens on yo!

I walked past a church just after a wedding recently, it was so pretty! Check all the rose petals. They must of only just left.

I got a haircut recently. Man I look better when my nails are done and my fringe is cut (btw I think I’m officially fufilling two of my new years resolutions in this post, haircuts and heels. I’m like totes a lady and shit).

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Product Pimpin’: Aveeno Moisturisers

Written by Community College. Posted on March 3, 2010. Filed under Uncategorized. Tagged . 2 Comments.

Call me a sellout, call me whatever you like, just not late for breakfast! I was recently asked to review a bunch of moisturiser products from the new brand Aveeno. Ooooh! My first ever product review, I feel like I work for Cosmo. Haha. Hopefully the first of many more to come. Working for a boy-ish mag (split is 60/40 for the record, so not that blokey really) I hardly ever get hooked up with girl stuff, so bring it on! I was pretty pumped when this arrived in the mail….

Woohoo! That’s a lot of moisture right there. So that big bottle there is Aveeno Daily Moisturising lotion, the one in the white box is ‘Positively Radient Daily Moisturiser’ and the lil ones are mini versions of the body moisturiser (guess my travel kit is sorted for the next 2 years, no seriously if anyone wants some lemme know!). The body moisturiser is full of oats and the face moisturiser has got all of this soy extract in it. Mmmm tofu-ey. Alright now into the review!

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Keith Harring + Patricia Fields = GIMME, GIMME!

Written by Rikki. Posted on March 2, 2010. Filed under Fashion, Want, Yes!. 1 Comment.

Um can someone PLEASE go and buy me all of the amazing collab between Keith Harring and House of Field, like NOW! I love Keith Harrings graphic illustrations so much but when combined with the excellently slutty/80’s styling of Miss Fields it’s almost too much for me to take…

Observe…

Sequined (!!!!) over sized Tee, CHECK!

Cute-as-candy clutches? CHECK!

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Virtual outfit post

Written by Community College. Posted on March 1, 2010. Filed under Uncategorized. Tagged . 2 Comments.

I would like this Karen Walker dress please (sans skivvy!) The shoes are hella cute too but I’d like to wear this dress with…

These Marc Jacobs heels please. Amazing much? That blue wood!! and the love heart. Damn! There was a whole lot of amazing MJ shoes on the net on sale, obviously still way too exey but scope how AMAZING this shit is…. Read More »

 

Britney Waaaaatch

Written by Community College. Posted on March 1, 2010. Filed under Awesomeness, Uncategorized. 2 Comments.

I just can’t quit this bitch damnit! Paid 100 bucks to go to her concert and it fucking sucked balls and I should hate her but I don’t. I hate the industry! Not poor brit brit, she’s like a xanied up lamb at the slaughter. She shouldn’t of been there! Anyway that’s a whole other kettle of fish because this post is to marvel at glory of Brit Brit. She recently shot this campaign for Candies an el cheapo shoe company that somehow (and this is the weird part) got Terry Richardson, Annie Leibowitz (!?) and some other dude that I’m told is noteworthy on board to shoot her. This is just bizarre. It’s like Cotton On getting Akira Isogawa on for a range. Actually didn’t that happen with Bonds or something? Errrgh. Collabs can be so depressing.

Anyhoo, I’m just loving seeing brit back in action. She looks smoking in that bikini (and ok, kinda cringey in the shorts with the roses) It’s like the good ol’ popstar sexy brit. Not the brit with pram and bad weave of nowadays. If a train wreck like brit can get a good body together maybe there’s hope for me afterall!

 

Monday Music

Written by Hayley. Posted on March 1, 2010. Filed under Monday Music. Tagged . 2 Comments.

 

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Text Message

Written by Hayley. Posted on February 28, 2010. Filed under Uncategorized. 3 Comments.

Interesting concept, this Tiger Text. Clever? A bit. I’d challenge anyone to come up with a reason why you would need this app besides being a deceitful shit (’spy’ not included, clearly you’d be using a shoe phone).

Had to laugh at the ad though. Dude, you’re getting married to a chick that checks your phone. Suck!