Ahhh this weekend has me turning my frown upside down HARD! I love this weather. So so good. It's got me all excited about Summer all over again! And what's Summer without Summer Jams right? When it comes to Summer Jams the music I like to listen to falls under two categories. a) 'tanning music' which could also be described as 'stripper music' it's all about Kool Keith, Busta, Fabolous, Drake all that good horn-dog shit. You really need that music while tanning to pump up all those sexual juices, so when you're getting too hot and wanna bail you go "NO! I NEED TO LOOK STRIPPER HOT, TOUGHEN UP!" I'm sure this would also work for 'working out' but I wouldn't have any idea about that kinda shit. Haha. The second kinda music I like to listen to is kinda cruisey laid back stuff. Like the Beach Boys (cliche but good, Don't Worry Baby is one of my all time favourite songs EVER)
Isn't it just dreamy? I think it would make a good wedding dance song (yes ovaries make me think of these things) especially if you got married in Hawaii! Ahhh enchanting! haha Read more
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I was deleting random saved images off my desktop,
And I found this.
And I thought the Hello Kitty ice cream alarm clock I got for Alex a while back was the perfect thing for her. But Hello Kitty AND a burger together? Win.
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Exhibitions a go go
I'm trying to plan an exhibition for a client which they will no doubt neg on and waste my whole fucking week (pessimistic much?) so have been sussing out a bunch of galleries all over the place. In my travels I have found two exhibitions we should check out.
Firstly on Saturday, I plan to hit this up.
I love this guy's faces. Keen to see what he's gonna have up in a gallery environment. Then while it's some time off, I'm gonna also hit up this one at Per Square Metre:
Purdy no? The chick in the front is so foxy. They're two fashion illustrators and apparently they have no crew in Melbs coz they're from NZ and Sydney so come represent. We can go to Ilk bar after. I love that fucking weird place.
PEACH
haha was supposed to say PEACE but I like peach better!
x
Hayley
Hello Mail-man!
Awesome things come in small packages.
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What I’m buying with my K-Rudd payment
Fuck shoes or handbags, I want a fucking monkey. I've wanted a monkey for ages. Oh yeah so they're naughty and look kinda evil but have you heard about these helper monkeys? That's right HELPER...MONKEYS! Monkeys that help you.
Generally they're set aside for those with hardcore injuries that can't look after themselves but I'd like to change that. I want one just to be my mate, hang out, paint my nails, heat up food for me, get me drinks and change my dvds. They seriously DO all that shit! They're amazing and really cute (okay kinda scary). Go check out this video, they're awesome! It's called Monkey College and it's this place called Helping Hands which teaches Read more
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Shameless Self Promotion
I would apologise for the shameless self promotion to come but quite frankly, both sites are dope and you should check em out so I'm actually doing you a favour!
Firstly the new and improved MISS crew site is up. Gotta say it's looking pretty damn good. You don't realise how good a layout improvement can switch things up huh? It's a pleasure to read now! Our girlfriends Katie M and Kayta are contributors so now I can click on their profiles and read all their recent posts. Yay. Oh and lookie here Katie just posted about the NEW ACCLAIM WEBSITE!!
I swear I didn't put her up to this! Haha but while I'm here. Have YOU checked out the new site? Funny I should mention it as I've just been profiled on it. Haha. For new readers, yes I work for ACCLAIM which I'm kinda scared to say as I'm an opinionated, hating on everything bitch here at Mayoress (ie. my actual self) which could probably fuck me in the ass one day. But I say "Fuck you censorship!" I'm a person foremost and a kisser-of-brand's-asses secondly....for now. So let's hope it all works out.
Anyway just thought I'd let y'all know what we're doing, coz we got girls all up in the joint these days. Shit man, if we don't get all crazy when our biological clocks go ape-shit, we can rule the goddamn world one day! WORD!
Hayley
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Head on over to Miss Libertine tonight. De La Soul are.
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Friday onwards…
I've been putting off blogging for a bit as I should be doing work, but no motherfuckers are returning my emails so before I get cracking on phoning their asses I thought I'd do the ol' obligatory weekend post. Pretty chilled weekend. Nice. But managed to spend retarded amounts of money none the less.
Friday was Killaqueenz! All you bitches that piked on me (ie. everyone I invited! haha) justice was served as these chicks were so freakin' good! I co-sign Rikki. It was a super fun night. Nice different crowd than I'm usually around and First Floor is always a bit of fun AND they make my fave cocktail (yes they make cocktails haha). GANSTER LOVIN'. Paul hates ordering it coz it sounds so fucking lame but my god their tasty. In fact all their cocktails are really good and only 9.50.
Nom, nom, nom. Gin, Alize, lime, cloudy apple juice = the beauty and enchantment that is Gangster Lovin'. I could seriously drink this drink like as soon as I woke up in the morning, it's amazoid. Anyway, back to the actual gig...
Killaqueenz in action. How hot are they? Don't know what to say really other than they were rad. Definitely the local hip-hop I have enjoyed seeing the most in a long ass time. If these chicks don't blow up there's something seriously wrong with Australia. No doubt if they were two white dudes Read more
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Wow…
You may of scoped this on the Nice Produce blog. But I had to repost because this is probably the best picture I've ever seen in my entire life. I want this image engraved on my gravestone.
Cheeseburgers, KFC and tacos!! Amazing! I love the little fat one sitting on the ground and the chick lying in the taco. Haha. It's by a dude called Paul Robertson and he lives in Melbourne apparently. Awesome.
My friend Katie also sent me this image today, which I think would be very fitting for my gravestone also...
Isn't it the best! How cute is he, he's like cherishing the moment so hard. I see a recurring theme here...cheeseburgers. I love them so much...
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Plastic Fantastic
Taken me a while to post bout these but last week I finally got my hands on the Vivienne Westwood x Melissa shoes. Bought a pair of the flats in black and the cute orb heels in red. Gotta say I love Melissa shoes! And the smell! They fricken smell like bubblegum. They're like my little ponies for your feet.
Here are my flats....
Okay, not exactly the best photo but it has a nice moodiness don't you think. These are actually really cute and have 3 straps. Like this...
I got a hook up at Space so I got them crazy cheap. And here are my red ones...
Don't worry, I'd never wear them with white jeans, I just happened to be wearing white at the time. Look at the little orb shining! These are so gorgeous. I predict they will be pretty painful to wear though and not sure exactly what I'll wear them with but I don't care if I never wear em. They look and smell so purdy.
I'm really into plastic shit at the moment. My next plastic purchase I wanna make, is also from space and comes in the form of this amazoid limited edition Kartell Ghost chair brought out for Barbie's anniversary...
Did you just lose your shit like I did when I first saw it?? Imagine it pulled up to my imaginary work desk with my imaginary state of the art mac. With my trusty giant Hello Kitty Kubrik by it's side and our awesome framed The Changes print on the wall. God, I'm becoming a design geek! I just really want a nice place you know. I'm totally buying this chair, it's an investment in my future happiness!
