You made my day just that little bit better:

Also, thank you Missbehave. Thank you Illusive.
xx
You see a picture and instantly think of a song...
See first of all, I know these so called players wouldn't tell you this
But, Imma be real and say what's on my heart
Lets take this chance to make this love feel relevant
Didn't you know I loved you from the start yeah
Then I think about, all the years we put in this relationship
Who knew we'd make it this far
Then I think about,where would I be if we were to just fall apart
And I can't stand the thought of losing you
Chorus:
Meet me at the altar in your white dress
We ain't gettin no younger we might as well do it
Been feelin' you all the while girl I must confess
Girl let's just get married I just want to get married
Meet me at the alter in your white dress
We ain't gettin no younger we might as well do it
Been feelin' you all the while girl and I must confess
Lets get married
Said I done it all, but frankly girl I'm tired of this emptiness
I wanna come home to you and only you
Cause making love to just anyone ain't happenin'
I just gotta be with you
Did you think about, us finishing something we started so long ago
I wanna give you my all
And did you think about, maybe us having some babies
come on wont you be my lady
forever girl
im ready to commit to you
and i just cant wait for that night
cuz i need you here with me,
and lets start a family
Chorus (til fade)
I just opened my inbox to see a newsletter from Mecca Cosmetica. I always look at them even though I generally buy all my shit from Priceline or Strawberrynet (well before the US dollar raped me) but they always have gorgeous stuff. Never THIS gorgeous though...
Stila have collaborated for Barbie's 50th birthday and it might just be the best collabo ever in the history of the world. For each barbie era they've made a tin full of makeup to recreate Barbie's look at the time! And it's all super duper cute and coz it's Stila it's mad quality.
Here's the orginal 60's Barbie set:
I love this barbie, I always thought she looked fierce. But I hate liquid eyeliner and I look shit in red lipstick... but wait there's more (wait til you see 80s barbie!!)

maybe I should buy this stuff! How awesome is it. I love cake. All I need now is champagne flavoured toothpaste and a toothbrush made of weed leaves....
Um so this is sad, but I actually googled those to see if they existed. They didn't (at least in picture form) but I did find this toothpaste:
Wow! I wanna try it. How funny would it be to give to someone really hungover and be all like "C'mon babe, you'll feel much better after you brush your teeth" hahahaha.
Oh and I couldn't find a weed toothbrush (alas) but I kinda like this one:
and before I brush my teeth each nite I can go "TOUCHDOWNNN!"
P.s BTW where in the world is Carmen Sandiego Josey?!

Yo yo, I've mentioned her before but my girl-crush Anna Lunoe is djing at Eurotrash on Saturday nite and so far it's a party of me and Paulini. Well paul isn't even confirmed, so it's just me. Anyone wanna come party? She's awesome and I got a me + 3 I believe. Cheap booze too. Can't wait yo, good supports too. So come come come. Even if it's Pre-Fav. Don't think I'm gonna do Fav but I can be your pre-party. It's gonna be such fun times you are gonna look like THIS at it:

Okay, so yeah, I drank my body weight times 3 this last weekend and spent about 3 times as much as I should of. I'm too tired and hot to talk about anything in too much details so I'll just let the pics do most the talking. Thank fuck it's a long weekend this weekend, woot woot! Bring it on...

Started drinking at 3.30, lunch and a jug at the Lounge and then up to the rooftop bar to take advantage of the uncharacteristically dope weather. There's Paulini, i love the fake grass, I want my house to have it everywhere haha.
Look at that sky, just gorgeous! Do you like my new glasses? Not sure if I'm sold on them, they look a bit too rayban-ish *retch* but the tortoise shell makes up for it.
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As you may of noticed (or not) I've been away back in the mother country of humid ol' Queensland for the last two weeks. While I'm uber glad to be back and in my own space. It was a pretty rad trip. Two weeks of basically eating copious ammounts of awesome food, drinking wayyyy too much liquor and heaps of sun, tanning and hanging with the fam and much missed friends. Ahhhh. I have a real soft spot for B-town. It was funny going back as I forgot how fuckin small it is but I remembered all the nice stuff like how green it is, how gorgeous the hot nights are (well not nye 35 degrees was kinda fucked) and the smell of frangipanis and the sound of crickets at night.
Look at her, isn't she purdy...

This was taken at like 5am when me and one of my besties Katie ended up out all night after we bumped into her ex-work mates out and then ended up back at one of their places and then got our asses kicked by his housemate who thought I was someone called Judith. And that I was making too much noise. We were.

Xmas day, and the boozing began. My family is basically a bunch of big ol' booze hounds. I'm probably the least alcoholic (apart from my mum) and you know what I'm like. My sister (pictured) got a breathaliser for Christmas. Haha. At midday I blew 0.14, jesus! Strangely pip could drink like a bottle of champagne to herself and still only be 0.6 God damn her constitution of an ox.

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What up bitchesss! Ahhh let's see if I can work out this word press shit hung over as a beast and after getting home at 7am. Let me say, those of you that missed Atmosphere and co last night, holy shit, I hope you never quite grasp how awesome it was as you will hate yourself for life (or at least a week). It was SO FUCKIN RAD. Everyone was amazing and the crowd was really big and responsive but like not too big and dudes were really nice and like would get out the way for me so I could see and shit (man there was some tall motherfuckers in that place though) and yeah it was just rad as. Let me start at the beginning...

First stop was Timba and Gwens for pre-drinks and dinner (thanks the pizza was yum) This is timbas cat, Smudge. I'm not a cat person and this cat sure ain't changing that anytime soon. Nah he was okay I guess. God cats are fuckin snobs but. How evil is he?

He liked playing with the grass, trust me.

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Cheers!
What a charming day. If today was a man it would be Brad Pitt smiling lovingly at you whilst playing Lego with all your gorgeous children in your beautiful Frank Lloyd Wright designed Hamptons diggs whilst he ran you a bubble bath and surprised you with Champagne Roses, Guylian Seashells and Chanel No 5. Maybe writing Posts and Drinking White Wine is a No No. Anyway Read more