Some people are really annoying.
You know they are really annoying when they are excruciatingly good looking and you would still boot them in the face wearing steel toes.
Enter Megan Fox, possibly Hollywood’s dumbest and most outspoken celebrity.
She clearly hasn’t learnt that its sometimes handy to keep some cards to yourself in a poker game.
I see over at Lifelounge Vine she’s been having a subtle dig at Scarlett Johanssen for using big words. I assume its because she can’t understand/spell them.
She then goes on to detail her painfully intellectual beliefs on bisexuality that need to be seen to be believed.
And I read in this weeks Grazia that she is really struggling with the burden of being compared to Angelina Jolie, like um its really like affecting her and she is scared Angelina would eat her.
And no one seems to have picked up on the ‘evolution’ of her face in the past few years.
And finally she is in an on-again off-again relationship with former fiancee Brian Austin Green, whose name she now has tattoo’ed on her forever, however ”I wouldn’t regret it if we weren’t together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian”
Words from the wise. Don’t bother watching this space.
Stupid Like a Fox
Some people are really annoying.
You know they are really annoying when they are excruciatingly good looking and you would still boot them in the face wearing steel toes.
Enter Megan Fox, possibly Hollywood’s dumbest and most outspoken celebrity.
She clearly hasn’t learnt that its sometimes handy to keep some cards to yourself in a poker game.
I see over at Lifelounge Vine she’s been having a subtle dig at Scarlett Johanssen for using big words. I assume its because she can’t understand/spell them.
She then goes on to detail her painfully intellectual beliefs on bisexuality that need to be seen to be believed.
And I read in this weeks Grazia that she is really struggling with the burden of being compared to Angelina Jolie, like um its really like affecting her and she is scared Angelina would eat her.
And no one seems to have picked up on the ‘evolution’ of her face in the past few years.
And finally she is in an on-again off-again relationship with former fiancee Brian Austin Green, whose name she now has tattoo’ed on her forever, however ”I wouldn’t regret it if we weren’t together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian”
Words from the wise. Don’t bother watching this space.