Someone, let’s just call them a genius, once likened dating people to going for job interviews.

Despite the fact that you sit there for an hour or so, nervously attempting to say the right things and be the right person, half the time you don’t even want the job.
Then there are some jobs that want you really badly, but you’d rather shave your head and give up Chanel beauty products than schlep it to work with them every day.
Then there are the worst kinds of jobs when the job you really want is actually a real asshole who, despite treating you like a princess and doing all the right things, never calls you back to make a formal offer.
But whatever the job, even when you don’t want the job, when you interview you have to pretend like the only thing in the world you want is that very job. Read More »
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Someone, let’s just call them a genius, once likened dating people to going for job interviews.
Despite the fact that you sit there for an hour or so, nervously attempting to say the right things and be the right person, half the time you don’t even want the job.
Then there are some jobs that want you really badly, but you’d rather shave your head and give up Chanel beauty products than schlep it to work with them every day.
Then there are the worst kinds of jobs when the job you really want is actually a real asshole who, despite treating you like a princess and doing all the right things, never calls you back to make a formal offer.
But whatever the job, even when you don’t want the job, when you interview you have to pretend like the only thing in the world you want is that very job. Read More »